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Is this the the most unintentionally homoerotic line in a movie ever or what!?  

Nope. That was when Laurel said to Hardy: Bend over and relax. Ofcourse no one ever heard it since there was no sound in the movies at that time...........

Crash

Well, we were discussing this over lunch the other day, how Top Gun often tops polls of films that the Village People might like to watch...

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A close second is 'Iron Eagle' with "Don't give me any of that 'but' stuff, dad!"  ;D

It doesn't have to be in a movie... what about the line... "Hey Doug, wanna see me do a pole-dance?" - Ozzy, 2 years ago on a London Tube-train...

In the 1950's TV show, "Leave it to Beaver", after the father, Ward Cleaver had been a bit rough with is son, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver.

June Cleaver looked at Ward and said, "Ward, I think you've been a little to rough on the Beaver tonight".

i was discussing this the other day with my computer studies class, as one of the lads bought top gun and i called him gay, and so did the teacher

but it is seriously the most homoerotic movie ever... im mean wtf is the point of the volley ball scene!

john

but it is seriously the most homoerotic movie ever... im mean wtf is the point of the volley ball scene!

Emphasised by a certain Will Young using the theme as a basis for one of his videos a year or so back!

Emphasised by a certain Will Young using the theme as a basis for one of his videos a year or so back!

haha yeh right! Good point Should I be scared that this is one of my fav films ever then??  :D

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Should I be scared that this is one of my fav films ever then??  :D

Possibly. Maybe seek professional help.

A couple of years back, my friend and I were at Starbucks, and the one that I always goes to had this good looking lady there. Anyways, I usually tip her alot (for obvious reasons)...One day, I ended up with a five dollar bill as the smallest I had...but being me, I gave that to her...

...so my friend is just completely shocked and just had to shoot his mouth off...

"You're so spoiled, paying that with your dad's credit card and just thowing five bucks away...now someone like me, I would bend over for a dime."

Jeff

By the way, he meant "bend over" as in picking a dime up from the street...

Don't you love it when you think something sounds like the most straight thing you can say in your head, but when it comes out, it's the most gay thing ever?  :)

When I was a tank crewman in the Army, we were all having our company picture taken one day.  Our wingman's tank commander was 6' tall (unusual for a tanker), built like Arnie the Governator, and as cool as all hell.  I was thinking he looked like he put a lot of work into making his uniform straight for the picture, and was a textbook example of what a tanker should look like, when the guy next to me mentioned the same thing.  I replied without thinking, "Yeah, I love the way he fills out his uniform..."  

Let us draw a curtain of charity over the rest of the situation...  ;D

Only just yesterday did someone make a brillianty stupid remark.


We went bowling and he finally threw his first strike of the night after which he replied:


See! see! , I just need heavier balls.....


Needless to say we were in stitches!

Tanker humour, Kevin?


All the jokes and digs I've heard about..erm...rear end love during my army time still scare the hell out of me...