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Postby expat » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:26 pm

If someone tells you to put your hand in a roaring fire, would you?, of course not, but if your satnav tells you to drive up a railway line, well nothing wrong with that. Some people are just a waist of a perfectly good skin and us up air that asthmatics could need ::)

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Re: Right turn Clyde

Postby dcunning30 » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:07 pm

If she was in the US, she would have sued the satnav company and the jury would have awarded her a $14 million dollar settlement.  Then the satnav company would have had to include in their instruction manual that the satnav device must not be used to drive your car onto railroad tracks.   ::)
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Re: Right turn Clyde

Postby expat » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:20 pm

If she was in the US, she would have sued the satnav company and the jury would have awarded her a $14 million dollar settlement.  Then the satnav company would have had to include in their instruction manual that the satnav device must not be used to drive your car onto railroad tracks.   ::)



Like Winnebago, don't put on cruise control and then "go down back", make a cup of coffee and wonder why you are upside down in a ditch ::)

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Re: Right turn Clyde

Postby beaky » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:46 pm

From Dorking, eh? I guess she is definitely a dork, then... :D
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Re: Right turn Clyde

Postby bok269 » Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:12 pm

Bring on the women driver jokes...
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