Cows.

[Ace_777]

Hello there,
                Now I've been wondering, if cows aren't milked what would happen to them? I mean they can't milk themselves now?! Because I saw this program and it was comedy and this cow hadn't been milked and it was furious! However as soon as it got milked it wasn't furious anymore.

Somewhere out there must be a cow who hasn't been milked....Do they really get as furious?

ACE_777

[Cobra]

Hello there,
                Now I've been wondering, if cows aren't milked what would happen to them? I mean they can't milk themselves now?! Because I saw this program and it was comedy and this cow hadn't been milked and it was furious! However as soon as it got milked it wasn't furious anymore.

Somewhere out there must be a cow who hasn't been milked....Do they really get as furious?

ACE_777

hehe Malcolm in the Middle, love that show....

Don't know the answer though, sorry

[Ace_777]

LMAO, you hit the nail on the head!

[PsychoDiablo]

cows need to be pregnant to get milked, and once the calf is born it sucks her dry

[Chris_F]

What happens when you blow too much air in a balloon?

Hint:  Milk everywhere!

Just kidding.  I think they get uncomfortable in the milk producing area.  If you know a mother who's formula fed her baby ask her what it's like to not be milked...

[Mobius]

cows need to be pregnant to get milked, and once the calf is born it sucks her dry

Cows can be milked anytime, if a cow has just had a calf, it is still milked, but the milk isn't used in the milk you would buy in the store.  I've got a cousin with a dairy farm and they milk 200 cows twice a day.

[Ace_777]

cows need to be pregnant to get milked, and once the calf is born it sucks her dry

Cows can be milked anytime, if a cow has just had a calf, it is still milked, but the milk isn't used in the milk you would buy in the store.  I've got a cousin with a dairy farm and they milk 200 cows twice a day.

Now thats a heck of a lot of milking! Twice a day!!

[Ivan]

Meat cows arent milked

A cow only produces milk if there is space left... if she's full she stops producing until there is room again.
And the movements made when milking cause increased milk production

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Wow...We at SimV do cover a wide range of topics...

[Mobius]

Meat cows arent milked

Cows are actually defined as adult female cows who have had two or more calves, and they are the ones that are milked.  "Meat Cows" are actually steers, which are castrated males.

[Fozzer]

....."Meat Cows" are actually steers, which are castrated males.

......Hands up all those wishing to become "Meat Cows".... ....?

Paul...A pair of bricks at the ready.... ...!


P.S. My County of Herefordshire is famous for its White-faced Hereford cattle, (which you will spot in many American "Cowboy" films)... 8-)...!

http://www.herefordcattle.org/

[Chris_F]

Meat cows arent milked

Cows are actually defined as adult female cows who have had two or more calves, and they are the ones that are milked.

[Mobius]

Boy, sounds like those Meat Cows would be awful difficult to milk.  Perhaps they'd be easier to milk if they weren't castrated?  Mmmm, milk...

Reminds me of a blonde joke where she's looking for milk for her cereal, but sees something else that she thinks is a cow...

I think that was actually a TV commercial for something a couple of years ago.

[Fozzer]

Boy, sounds like those Meat Cows would be awful difficult to milk.  Perhaps they'd be easier to milk if they weren't castrated?  Mmmm, milk...

Reminds me of a blonde joke where she's looking for milk for her cereal, but sees something else that she thinks is a cow...

I think that was actually a TV commercial for something a couple of years ago.

Nah.... ....

Pull the other one... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

....."Meat Cows" are actually steers, which are castrated males.

......Hands up all those wishing to become "Meat Cows".... ....?

Paul...A pair of bricks at the ready.... ...!

Ouch...