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Roofer nails testicle to roof

An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.

August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, shot a four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun.

He was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof.

Emergency medics were called in to separate the man from the roof after which he was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.


How does that happen?

PS. It is sheer coincidence that I post this the same week as Soui's "Beechballs" story, I just read it today.


*4 Inch nail

Puts a twist on shooting your load  ;D

Matt

Seems to be a lot of testicle related mobility issues going around lately.  I'll have to be real careful with the superglue...

...now is the time to post a list of all the annoying folks to whom you would enjoy nailing their Testicles to the ceiling.......!

....(Quick....before the Thread gets locked).....!

Paul... ...!

...now is the time to post a list of all the annoying folks to whom you would enjoy nailing their Testicles to the ceiling.......!

....(Quick....before the Thread gets locked).....!

Paul... ...!

I would like to start with a couple of people that I work with and then VERY QUICKLY move on the President Blair, Side Show John, and Gordon. Maybe we could save nails and do all three with just one  8)

Matt

That's almost a good as -

Orlando Sentinel - Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome....... Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies up'd the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.

That's almost a good as.... etc.......

........

...that sounds like a cock and ball bull story to me... ...!

LOL... ...!

Paul... ...!

Roofer nails testicle to roof

[i]An Austrian workman .

I hope this is not the another secret story of some Governor of calif

I'm sitting here crying with laughter and my legs crossed

Puts a twist on shooting your load  ;D

Matt

LOL!

"His fiddling on the roof got him nailed"

By the way guys, we're talking a nail of this size!

Definately a whole new twist on getting nailed.....

God, can you imagine him trying to tell his lovers about his accident? Better to say they were "War Wounds", than to say he was stupid enough to nail them to a roof.  ;D

This I think is actually something the guy can be proud of.  "Sure, I accidently step on 'em all the time.  But the worst time was when I nailed 'em to the roof!"

or

"There, that'll keep 'em from banging in to my knee caps."

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...

Stop... ow.


Damn, it hurts just thinking about that!!

Reminds me of the time I accidentally slammed an end-table drawer on "Little Elvis" when I was a little feller (some sort of PJ wardrobe malfunction)... he still hasn't forgiven me for that.

that would freaking funny as hell if i was a woman. but damn it just hurts lol

This thread is just plain nuts.

I can understand accidently nailing them to a roof, accidents happen. But why on earth would you get them anywhere near a machine with binding rollers.