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Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:58 pm
by archamedes
Charlotte, North Carolina. USA.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the
policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!
(Stay with me.)



Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous.
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the
company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also
guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what
is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the
claim!

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW, FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!

ONLY IN AMERICA!

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:59 pm
by Mobius
Finally, a good one! ;D

Good job on the insurance company's part. :)

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:42 pm
by Ecko
LOL!! Awesome!! ;D ;D

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:44 pm
by ctjoyce
This is why I love lawyers, they think they are so smart, but they usually end up getting bested in the end.

Cheers
Cameron

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:48 pm
by Ecko
Just googled it, turns out it's a joke, I knew it was too good to be true! Should be in the Humour section. :P

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:45 pm
by Saitek
Of course its a joke. ;D I'm surprised any of you thought otherwise. 2 years jail and a fine that BIG? No way not for that. Besides the whole thing is stupid and no judge would waste his time in such a dumb "case". ::)

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:08 pm
by Akula.
Wish it was true. Sorry for any lawyers out there, but notice how saying "lawyer" quickly sounds like "lyer"?

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:24 pm
by expat
Wish it was true. Sorry for any lawyers out there, but notice how saying "lawyer" quickly sounds like "lyer"?


If you say it quickly enough, it also sounds like "blood sucker"  ;D

Matt

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:39 am
by eno
Its BPB in the Humor section  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Re: Revenge in court

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:03 pm
by Akula.
[quote]
If you say it quickly enough, it also sounds like "blood sucker"