Every time I hear a Welsh accent, it reminds me of the time in the Magistrate's court, 10 years ago, listening to the feeble excuses of the Welsh toe-rags who stole mine, and my lads super-bikes (from England).
...we never did get our bikes back again...

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BAW....I'm afraid to inform you that you were not descended from a Welsh nobleman....
You were more likely to be descended from a Welsh toe-rag....
...trust me...

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LOL...

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Paul...much too close to Wales...

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