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The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:38 am
by ozzy72
The US military is known to be facing some serious recruitment problems, but it still came as a surprise to Sonia Goldstein when she received a letter urging her to enlist with the marines.
America's elite fighting force, known as the Few and the Proud, generally seeks to recruit men and women between the ages of 17 and 24. Ms Goldstein is 78.
"We'll push your physical and mental limits beyond anything you've ever known," the letter promised Ms Goldstein, who uses a four-wheeled walking frame to get around the city of Santa Clarita, north of Los Angeles. The marines might have been prepared to overlook her physical infirmity because of their desperate need for Arabic speakers - "Now is the time to put your unique language skills to the test," the letter said - except that Ms Goldstein only speaks English.
"I couldn't believe it," she told the KCAL television station in Santa Clarita. "My girls were sitting here ... we were in hysterics, we laughed so hard."
A local marine corps spokesman blamed a clerical error. Sergeant Chris Castaneda said that "she'd be a little too old".
Ms Goldstein said she was thinking of paying a visit to her local army recruiting office anyway, since it was in the same building as her branch of Weight Watchers. "I'd bring my walker in [and say] 'Here I am!'" she said. "Uncle Sam wants me? I'm generous. What the heck."

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:43 am
by C
Lol! Ooops. Age discrimination has to be taken seriously though. You might find a 98 yr old in fine fettle in the right places! ;D

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:57 am
by ozzy72
I can just imagine our Fozzer going through the WRAC barracks like a dose of Andrews Salts :o ;D

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:39 am
by Jared
yes buy do these older folk remember who is friend and who is foe BEFORE they shoot?

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:41 am
by C
yes buy do these older folk remember who is friend and who is foe BEFORE they shoot?


[cough]No comment... ;)

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:50 am
by Craig.

[cough]No comment... ;)

:-X ;D ;D ;D

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:21 pm
by Katahu
The eldery are known to be very lethal with their walking sticks. Believe me, I know. I work in the pharmacy for crying out loud. ;D

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:31 pm
by Felix/FFDS
Well, there is an aside - I believe that there is the case of a French boy that enlisted (was enlisted) in the French Army around 1698, and finally died, still in the French Army active rolls about 1801 ....

Re: The USMC are REALLY desperate!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:21 pm
by TacitBlue
Well, there is an aside - I believe that there is the case of a French boy that enlisted (was enlisted) in the French Army around 1698, and finally died, still in the French Army active rolls about 1801 ....



Could you imagine having to work with that guy? His response to everything would be "I've been at this for 100 years, I know what I'm doing."
:P