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I've been having trouble certain Japanese speech patterns (soku-on & choo-on), and the trouble mostly lies in hearing the difference.  The product I bought only gives a handful of examples, and this is a neccessary skill before moving onto vocab and grammar.

At any rate, that Sitepal ad came up on an HTML site I was reading, and just to mess around I tried it (again).  I realized my Japanese woes could be solved with a little speech to text program.  However, any site I find dealing with text to speech deal with stuff I can't really get my head around.  Does anyone know more about text to speech, and perhaps getting it to work with Japanese?

For the moment, I'll just be visiting Sitepal a lot.

www.engrish.com

www.engrish.com

Tee-Hee...

www.engrish.com

The problem of "Engrish" isn't limited to the Japanese...

It also occurs frequently here... ... ...!

I can spend hours trying to translate gobbedly-gook back into standard English in some of the posts on the Forum......!

LOL... ...!

Cheers all...  ;)...!

Paul... ...!

I can spend hours trying to translate gobbedly-gook back into standard English in some of the posts on the Forum......!

Isn't that like the language Goblin's speak?

Yuo dont mean lik this do u Fzzr?  Taht quiet funny lol!

I think the only things you'll find Fozzer licking are;
dinner
bottles of alcohol
Kristen
Jordan

And yup most probably in that order Of course if you covered Kristen in one of Fozzers Fab Feeds and then filled her belly button with a fine claret he may just die from the sudden shock of all the blood running from the various parts of his body down to Mr. Winky.... but hey WHAT a way to go I'm sure we'd have to put some such comment as "Died in action" on his headstone Heck I hope it is the way I go