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Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:04 pm**

...please file a report:

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

P.S. Mods, if this is in the wrong place, feel free to move it, I promise I won't get angry and yell.

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:20 pm**

I arrested myself, but then accused myself of police brutality. I knew I should have let myself off with a warning. :P

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:35 pm**

Put any firearms or other potential weapons out of reach.

What?

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:43 am**

I just tripped myself on the stairs.... ouch

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:12 am**

lol - good one.

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:32 am**

"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:35 am**

Is this a joke...

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:05 pm**

Is this a joke...

It is...

I arrested my self for having left the toilet seat up...

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:33 pm**

I ate %99 of a bag of chips and then put the bag back in the cupboard.

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:57 pm**

It is...

I just read it through....

lol

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:09 pm**

I accuse myself of not shining my boots in the past few days.

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:23 pm**

I ate %99 of a bag of chips and then put the bag back in the cupboard.

There are plenty of folks in our house that are guilty of that.
Or leaving one square of toilet paper left so they don't have to change it. ;D

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:10 am**

[quote]Or leaving one square of toilet paper left so they don't have to change it.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:30 am**

I just sexually assulted myself :-[

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:44 am**

I just sexually assulted myself

Errrr....I don't think we needed to know that. :-/

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