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Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:46 am
by ozzy72
Well this is not Fozzers Fab Food but it is rather erm interesting...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,,1698632,00.html
And I thought it was only hilllbillies in some village in the mountains and married to their own sister that did this sort of thing :o :o :o

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:09 am
by packercolinl
You want to be carefull reprinting stuff like that.

Guardians' Ben Goldacre of 'Bad Science' is no doubt in with the editors right now demanding where the scientific justification was for such tosh to be printed under the Guardian banner.

Then again just might be  ::)

Col :)

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:48 am
by Fozzer
Well this is not Fozzers Fab Food but it is rather erm interesting...

And I thought it was only hilllbillies in some village in the mountains and married to their own sister that did this sort of thing :o :o :o


Not necessarily....

I cook such tasty dishes all the time...:P...!

Today's offering: Toad soup with added croutons...>>>

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....Ferret pie, with roast potatoes and a selection of vegetables for the main meal...;D...!

Yummy... ;)...!

Paul... 8)...!

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:32 am
by H
Not necessarily....
I cook such tasty dishes all the time...:P...!
Today's offering: Toad soup with added croutons...>>>
....Ferret pie, with roast potatoes and a selection of vegetables for the main meal...;D...!Yummy... ;)...!
Maybe as a must do but, um, how many aliases do you have there, Fozzer? And how much of your cuisine has been tenderized by your bike treads? ;) 8)

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:27 am
by Fozzer
Maybe as a must do but, um, how many aliases do you have there, Fozzer? And how much of your cuisine has been tenderized by your bike treads? ;) 8)


LOL...!

I'm afraid that running over "squishy" animals/birds/cow poo*, etc is to be avoided at all costs on a motor-bike....:o...!

The front wheel tends to go in a different direction altogether than that which the biker intends, with guaranteed painful/expensive results... :'(...!

I always await for vehicles of the four-wheeled variety to do the job for me....
...just prior to dinner-time... ;)...!

LOL...!

Paul...curried rabbit legs for supper... :P... ;)... ;D...!

* makes an excellent gravy thickener...trust me...;)...!

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:56 am
by Saitek
I saw that yesterday. I think it is sick. He cooks them well apparantly... ::)
I'm not one for eating rotten old carcases anyway. :P

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:05 am
by Fozzer
I saw that yesterday. I think it is sick. He cooks them well apparently... ::)
I'm not one for eating rotten old carcases anyway. :P


You don't know what you're missing, Ben... ;D...!

A nice flat hedgehog, de-spiked, wrapped in tin-foil, roasted in the oven for 4 hours on gas mark 3, and served with potatoes, carrots and Brussel sprouts is to die for ...
...trust me...  ;)...!

Paul... 8)...!

...baked Owl in pastry, and served with custard for pudding...Yummy...!
LOL... ;D...!

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:05 am
by F3Hadlow
What a repulsive, odious, disgusting human being this 'man' is! :-X

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:06 am
by Fozzer
I saw that yesterday. I think it is sick. He cooks them well apparently... ::)
I'm not one for eating rotten old carcases anyway. :P


You don't know what you're missing, Ben... ;D...!

A nice flat hedgehog, de-spiked, wrapped in tin-foil, roasted in the oven for 4 hours on gas mark 3, and served with potatoes, carrots and Brussel sprouts is to die for ...
...trust me...  ;)...!

Paul... 8)...!

...baked Owl in pastry, and served with custard for pudding...Yummy...!
LOL... ;D...!

What a repulsive, odious, disgusting human being this 'man' is! :-X


Blimey...:o...!

An English bloke with no sense of humour... :o...!
..that's got to be a first... ;)... ;D...!

LOL...!

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:20 am
by beaky
Mmmmmm.... pre-tenderized, and lightly marinated in used motor oil... yum, yum!

Reminds me of a fellow I met once, not a hillbilly by any means, but he grew up in a rural area and was often sent out to bag a squirrel or two for the family table. If that sounds icky, consider the presentation considered most desired by rodent aficianados:
The head is roasted whole, and the brain is eaten right out of the skull.... he said it's mighty tasty. High in protein, too, I'd imagine.
 More acorn stuffing, anyone...?
:D

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:27 am
by Saitek
This bloke should come to Scotland. If he pops along some of the country roads he'll spot plenty of rotting old deer and the odd rabbit. ;D Plenty of 'em.
They can practically demolish a car those deer - quite an expensive meal really - just the cost is to an insurance company. ::) ;)

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:31 am
by Fozzer
Mmmmmm.... pre-tenderized, and lightly marinated in used motor oil... yum, yum!

 More acorn stuffing, anyone...?
:D


You can stuff your acorns where the sun don't shine, Mate... :o...!


I'll go for roast flat-cat's testicles any day of the week...:P...!

LOL...!

Cheers rotty... ;)...!

Paul... ;)... ;D...!

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:32 am
by Omag 2.0
Does anyone know where that beached whale up the Thames went? Herefordshire? Just a guess...  ;D  ;D  ;D

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:11 pm
by Saitek
It's going to one of the museums in London. ;D

Re: Not Fozzer!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:11 pm
by Saitek
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4645726.stm

In the meantime, the bones have been given to London's Natural History Museum and are in the process of being cleaned.

The entire skeleton will be kept for scientific research and made available to scientists from around the world.