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Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:17 am
by Craig.
Well I really thought the police were slightly smarter than most people give them credit for, however it appears I was wrong.
Yesterday myself and my boss tackled a guy trying to steal 4 bottles of whiskey, this guy started to get really worried about the cops coming to get him like most would, but this one was more than usual. Anyway after 25 minutes of waiting the cops turn up and take him away. Only instead of doing the job right, handcuffing him and searching him they just put him in the back of their car and off they go. On the way it turns out the guy had a bag of meth and decided to swallow it, He's now in a coma at the local hospital taking up a valuable ICU bed.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:20 am
by Saitek
You mean to say they didn't even handcuff him?

Not very impressive on the police's part for not searching him, but hey he is only a thief.

Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:24 am
by Craig.
A first day rookie would know to search anyone being arrested. What if he had a gun or a knife? last thing you need is a guy in the back of the car with a gun.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:32 am
by Saitek
Maybe he had an officer next to him?

Maybe he quickly gobbled the stufff while he wasn't looking.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:39 am
by Craig.
Obviously it was gone quickly:) I dont know about an officer beside him, not standard procedure. Regardless several basic mistakes were made.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:40 am
by Fozzer
...can't really blame his vain attempt to graduate from a cheap-o bottle of methylated spirit to the very best Scotch Whisky...

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Pau...l

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Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:58 am
by ozzy72
Better than the shoplifter and the lobster hidden in his trousers episode a few years back

Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:01 am
by Craig.
Better than the shoplifter and the lobster hidden in his trousers episode a few years back

At least that was humorus

Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:07 am
by ozzy72
Aye the ambulance crew certainly thought so as it took them 15 minutes to stop laughing and go and get the tool kit from the ambulance to remove the offending lobster

Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:09 am
by Craig.
shoulda just boiled a pot of water and dangled him over it till he let go, or dunked the full lot in there

Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:01 am
by Romulus111VADT
shoulda just boiled a pot of water and dangled him over it till he let go, or dunked the full lot in there

Steamed lobster ala wiener, with a side order of steaming gonads.....
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:29 am
by beefhole
I was arrested for trespassing and they even searched and cuffed me

It is an unforgiveable mistake not to search a suspect that you're taking into custody.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:51 am
by eno
To be quite honest ........ he got what he deserved.
Unfortunate for someone else needing the ICU bed but
The police don't search if they feel they don't need to, they obviously thought you had got everything off him that he might have nicked.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:31 pm
by TSC.
It may sound a tad harsh, but I agree with eno on this one - just another loser off the streets, I can't abide scum who feel they have a right to just take whatever they want.
Apart from that he's an idiot for drinking enough meths to put himself in a coma anyway - maybe he's not in coma, maybe he's just really stupid looking...............
TSC.
Re: Morons

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:09 pm
by Hagar
Apart from that he's an idiot for drinking enough meths to put himself in a coma anyway - maybe he's not in coma, maybe he's just really stupid looking...............
TSC.
I think you & Foz have the wrong idea. From what I can make out a 'bag of meth' is not methylated spirit.