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Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:02 am
by Theis
In most of the Canadian Provinces there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop in the single digits or below.

One morning in March 2004 about 3AM, RCMP Constable Bill Wisen was awakened to respond to such a call of a car off the shoulder on the Trans Canada Highway outside of Medicine Hat, Alberta. Constable Wisen located the car still running, stuck in deep snow alongside the highway.

Pulling in behind it with his emergency lights on, Constable Wisen walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel and a near empty bottle of vodka in the seat. He tapped on the window and the driver woke up, seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror and the RCMP Constable standing next to his car, the man panicked, and he jerked the gearshift into drive and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 then 50 KPH, but it was still stuck in the snow.

Constable Wisen, having a sense of humour, began running in place next to the speeding but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked thinking the officer is actually keeping up with him. This went on for about 20 seconds when Constable Wisen yelled at the man ordering him to "pull over". This man obeyed and turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Once out of the car the drunken driver asked about the RCMPs' special training and just how can the Constable run 50 KPH. The man, Mr. Robert Duport of Medicine Hat, was arrested still believing that an RCMP Constable had outrun his car.

Cheers Theis

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:19 am
by ozzy72
Classic ;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:04 am
by Romulus111VADT
LMAO, it's a good thing the speedometer didn't hit 100. If it had, I'd bet there would have been a large pile on the seat..... ;D

That was a brilliant move by the Constable. Bet that drunk won't soon forget it.... ;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:15 am
by Jared
LMAO that's funny..:)

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:19 am
by ATI_7500
;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:21 am
by beefhole
bpb, but still funny ;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:49 am
by BFMF
;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:54 pm
by Saitek
Good! ;)

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:35 pm
by FLYING_TRUCKER
The MOTTO of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police is:

"We always get our man" ;DLOL

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:52 pm
by jordonj
;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:48 am
by H
The constable may have read the joke about this sort of thing. Real or not, this one can go in the jokes forum. ;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:57 pm
by beaky
:D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:44 pm
by Hai Perso Coyone?
This is great ;D ;D

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:12 pm
by Craig.
woo medicine hat, used to live there. ;D
clever cop, but I do seem to remembering a simmilar story in the past.

Re: Clever cop

PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:08 am
by MattNW
Can't say I've ever been quite THAT drunk.  ;D ;D