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Hello lads...!

...just popped into Town this morning to treat myself to a fancy paper shredder.... ....!

I'm starting to get paranoid about toe-rags gaining access to my mail, receipts, bank statements, etc, and obtaining private details about me to the extent of robbing my Current Account at my Bank....  :o...!
I've got fed-up with tearing all my paper up into thin strips by hand so this little device will do it for me....not only that, but it will also "cross-cut" the strips to prevent the "toe-rags" from piecing it all together again...Tee-Hee......!
...aren't scientific paper shredders a wonderful invention...... ...!
...a bit like the bicycle...

LOL...!

Cheers lads...!

Paul...off to do some serious "shredding"... ...!
LOL...!

Edit...needed a smilie in the heading... ...!

You can have hours of fun with one of them!

Still a child at heart hey Mr Fozzer?

Hey, wait - is that your bank statement that's in that pile?

Hey, wait - is that your bank statement that's in that pile?

...that's BS.... ...!

..(Before Shredding)... ...!

LOL...!

Paul... ...!

They recommend all folk have those. I think really we should get one, but I don't think the crooks up here are as advanced as the ones down south, plus there aren't many of them anyway.

I don't think the crooks up here are as advanced as the ones down south, plus there aren't many of them anyway.

Famous last words.

I can't talk as I've had a shredder for a long time but haven't even opened the box. It's about time I rectified that. What scares me is shredding something important by mistake. Oops, too late.
Knowing me I'm more than likely to do something silly like that.

Shredded paper from one of those makes an excellent fire starter for camping, fireplaces, ect. Also, I love the warning stickers on those things. "don't put your tie in here" LOL.

Are you sure that isn't a Portaloo for tight-asses Paul?

That's the same model of shredder I had ........ Just make sure you take any staples out of anything that you shred as it doesn't like them and fecks it up goodstyle.

Here's my paper shredder...

...What do ya' think?

...What do ya' think?

I think I should have one

I've got a couple of students I wouldn't mind trying that on Tacit

Omag nicely folds his taxpapers, puts 'em in an envelope and writes Mr. Fozzer, Fozzerlane 1, Hereford.

You know what to do Paul!

Cheers,

Kris

Omag nicely folds his taxpapers, puts 'em in an envelope and writes Mr. Fozzer, Fozzerlane 1, Hereford.

You know what to do Paul!

Cheers,

Kris

Soui sends taxman over to Omag's house to do a thorough inspection on charges of tax-evasion!!

Cheers

Soui