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Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:20 am
by ozzy72
A police dog called Buster has been discharged from South Yorkshire police after being too friendly and laidback towards criminal suspects, despite a year's training costing

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:54 am
by Hagar
Sounds like my sort of dog. :D

PS. Maybe not. He would probably welcome intruders into my house so there wouldn't be much point in having him. ::)

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:24 am
by igs942
My dog is like that - see below

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He spends all day barking at anyone who goes past our place but as soon as someone opens the gate his tail is firmly between his legs. He's all bark and no bite -  which is good i suppose.

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:24 am
by 4_Series_Scania
That Mutt sounds like its prime Police fodder, his attitude reminds me of your average traffic cop......  :P ;D



My old German Shepherd "Zena" was a very quiet dog, she sussed out, from an early age, that silence gave her a distinct advantage.

At the time I lived on a rough "Council Estate" in the UK, the local yobs habit of "hedge hopping" to make a short cut across our garden soon ceased I can tell you!  ;D

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:24 pm
by MWISimmer
[quote]At the time I lived on a rough "Council Estate" in the UK, the local yobs habit of "hedge hopping" to make a short cut across our garden soon ceased I can tell you!

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:10 pm
by Katahu
Back when I was in Miami, I had a neighbor who a grown up German Sheppard. This dog is as serious as a Texas Ranger going out for revenge I tell ya.

However, this dog only understands german. But even that doesn't cause a language barrier with this dog. You point a finger at someone or something, that dog will attack it- literally.

And since I know a little bit of German, I can rest asured that Bullet [that's his name] won't have a misunderstanding with me. ;D

Please note, the fences in Bullet's neighborhood are not tall enough to stop him. :-X

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:44 pm
by beefhole
I know plenty of German-it's just gibberish said in a very, very angry, strained voice ;D (jk)

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:29 pm
by beaky
Considering how normally dog-like that behavior is, it amazes me that some working dogs are actually competent... but not this character. Mascot, maybe... ;D

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:36 am
by ATI_7500
Sounds like my sort of dog. :D

PS. Maybe not. He would probably welcome intruders into my house so there wouldn't be much point in having him. ::)


Dogs are supposed to be loyal pets, no barking killing machines.

And I've found out, the smaller the dog the angrier he is. Fortunately, those hairy rats are easy to kick away if one of them decides to get on my nerves.

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:56 am
by Hagar
Dogs are supposed to be loyal pets, no barking killing machines.

And I've found out, the smaller the dog the angrier he is. Fortunately, those hairy rats are easy to kick away if one of them decides to get on my nerves.

My brother & his wife had a very nervous Great Dane some years ago. She was a beautiful dog & was no trouble at all once she got used to you. She would run away & hide if a stranger appeared which seemed ridiculous for such a large dog, almost the size of a small pony. Intruders would have no problems at all breaking into my brother's home but getting out again would be a different story. :o :D

PS. The dog they have now would just lick you to death if he could. ;)

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:15 am
by ATI_7500
PS. The dog they have now would just lick you to death if he could. ;)


Now that's a proper watchdog. ;D

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:18 pm
by 4_Series_Scania

However, this dog only understands german.


Did it tell you this ?
;) ;D

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:11 pm
by ozzy72
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One scary hound, my little shoe killer ;D

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:02 am
by Souichiro
Beware of my dog! Mental as sh*t

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nah this was just "bad" moment. He is a very fine dog. very Sweet.


The dog in your story would be perfect for the Dutch police me thinks...

Re: Most useless police dog....

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:08 am
by igs942
Soui is you dog winking at us???