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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To catch a ride to this really cute young roaster's appartment in the hopes of scrambling some eggs....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cuz chickens are thick?

Cuz chickens are thick?

You got that right.....

Chickens are probably one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.  ::)

Want to have a real chuckle. Soak some bread in like Vodka or some other booze. Then let a rooster eat it. They get really drunk really fast and are hilarious to watch.  ;D

It's truly amazing what bored soldiers can come up with to entertain themselves at a firebase in the middle of nowhere....

Hah!  I almost fell out of my chair at the thought of that!  ;D

[quote]Hah!

Because he almost drove through the KFC drive thru instead of the Burger king one...


That or three

To show the armidillo it could be done.

Because he almost drove through the KFC drive thru instead of the Burger king one...


That or three

Yikes! Can you imagine how a chicken would feel walking into a KFC dinning room..... ....doomed....

no really.... i have the answer!!!




































to get to the other side!!!

HAHAHA LMAO LOL!  ;D

ramos

Maybe to get away from reporters asking the same question.....


Headline: Chicken killed while crossing road to get to other side while trying to avoid reporters and the paparazzi. All caught on tape, update on the 6 o'clock news.

Because (s)he felt like it. Either that or (s)he saw something shiney on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fourty two.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I thought everyone knew that. The chicken crossed the road to show the hedgehog & the rabbit how to do it without being flattened.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tunnelvision!