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Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:48 am
by ozzy72
Time for some pigeon pie methinks now that quite a few pigeons have been stopped, permanently ;D

A passenger jet had to make an emergency landing after a close encounter with a flock of 21,000 racing pigeons, an accident report revealed yesterday.
The plane, which was carrying 103 passengers, flew into the birds - or vice versa - shortly after setting off from Dublin for Bristol in April 2003.
A number of birds were sucked into an engine and the Ryanair service was forced to return to Dublin on the other.
A few minutes after the Boeing B737 took off, the crew heard a series of thuds and a knocking noise from theleft- hand engine. The plane levelled out and turned back, landing safely. No one was hurt.
Ireland's Air Accident Investigation Unit found that 21,000 pigeons had been released from Arklow on the coast south of Dublin and were heading back to their lofts in Northern Ireland.
The report said the engine suffered "serious bird-strike damage".
It continued: "Wildlife poses a particular threat to aircraft operations. Birds, especially when striking an aircraft, can cause serious damage to the airframe, cockpit window and when ingested into engines can cause severe damage. In some cases total engine power loss or even engine separation has occurred."
But the report said the incident did "not concern naturally-occurring bird hazards but rather a man-made problem of pigeon racing."
Since the incident, pigeon fanciers have stopped releasing birds from areas on the east coast of Ireland and military helicopters have been drafted in to monitor the routes of birds released from other areas.
Racing pigeons weigh nearly 500g (about 1lb) and travel at speeds of up to 70 mph, which gives pilots little time to take evasive action.
After the incident, the main pigeon racing organisations in Ireland and Northern Ireland met to discuss the issue. Start locations were changed.
From January this year a military helicopter has been used to check the routes racing birds are taking.
An Irish Aviation Authority spokesman said: "The pigeon fanciers agreed to move the path. There have been no problems since."

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:53 am
by Hagar
A passenger jet had to make an emergency landing after a close encounter with a flock of 21,000 racing pigeons, an accident report revealed yesterday.

That's a lot of pigeons. :o

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:55 am
by TacitBlue
LOL, how would you like to have that flock roost over your car. ;D

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:47 pm
by Jared
I know one thing...I shure wouldn't be getting out of my car any time soon thank you very much! ;)

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:46 pm
by Hai Perso Coyone?
Mmmmmm....roast pigeon!!  ;D ;D

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:52 pm
by Saitek
Minced/Diced pigeon! ;D

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:24 am
by H
...A number of birds were sucked into an engine and the Ryanair service was forced to return to Dublin on the other.
A few minutes after the Boeing B737 took off, the crew heard a series of thuds and a knocking noise from the left- hand engine. The plane levelled out and turned back, landing safely. No one was hurt.

... going to their last roost (or should that be roast) in the sky, their tiny little brains with but one last thought, "THIS SUCKS!"
Those who narrowly escaped, having watched their competitors eaten by this monster bird of prey, can only think, "Crap!" (which, since the majority of the 21,000 let it drop, is about to rain hard below), "Doesn't that really ruffle one's feathers!"...
No one was hurt? :o

author=Jared
link=board=gen;num=1125589688;start=0#3 date=09/01/05 at 13:47:53]I know one thing...I shure wouldn't be getting out of my car any time soon thank you very much! ;)

Not without a shovel :-X! 8) :P

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:59 pm
by beaky
Did one of them happen to have a little messenger bag? I've been looking for that miserable little squab...

;D

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:17 pm
by BFMF
Blown up pigeons ;D

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:34 pm
by Clownloachlover
Some of the higher end racers can fetch upto $20,000.

Clown

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:01 pm
by H
Some of the higher end racers can fetch upto $20,000.Clown
Now we know why rottydaddy is so upset about that pigeon that fetched his bag 8)!

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:24 pm
by beaky
Now we know why rottydaddy is so upset about that pigeon that fetched his bag 8)!


No, no... it's a  Dastardly and Muttley reference; 1970s cartoon, uh... nevermind; check this out.
http://www.hotink.com/wacky/dastrdly/

Honestly, 20,000 for a pigeon... sheesh!  ::)

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:40 am
by H
No, no... it's a  Dastardly and Muttley reference; 1970s cartoon, uh... nevermind; check this out.
http://www.hotink.com/wacky/dastrdly/
Honestly, 20,000 for a pigeon... sheesh!  ::)
Too late to cover up, we know the Dastardly motis operendi and now we know what's in the bag  8) 8) 8)

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:51 am
by beaky
Too late to cover up, we know the Dastardly motis operendi and now we know what's in the bag  8) 8) 8)


Drat, drat, and double-drat!!

Re: Dick Dastardly...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:02 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?

Drat, drat, and double-drat!!


*Muttley Laugh*Hee Hee Hee

Didn't know how to express the wheezy laugh in a word-ish way :P ::)