Theories of the SimViation universe:
The Ozzy72 theory: Spitfire-shaped asteroids might be capable of performing strange maneuvours by passing under the sun in an upside-down position. However, close proximity to the sun might result in the following theory.
The Bjorn Theory: Massive cosmic explosions might be the result of superdetonations produced by Bjorn particles and radioactive Heretic rays being emited by the sun. However, such an effect can then result in yet another theory.
The Souichiro Theory: As cosmic debris reach the normal particles of neighboring nebulas, those particles become excited and are then classified as Psycho particles, which then clump together to form massive Hannabal-shaped chunks of planetary bodies. This now leads to the final theory.
The SimViation Theory: As our almighty god Pete gathers all the Hannabal-Lector-shaped chunks, he forms them to become the many sections of our forum that we have now come to see today. Order reigns over chaos and Pete finally rested after his seventh official post. On his seventh post, he said "Be fruitfully insane and multiply".
