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The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:25 am
by Bombardier101
It has evolved over time ya know...

? BC: Boadicea (Boudiccia), queen of the Iceni fixes scythe blades to her chariot and rides it into the Roman army. Pain at it's worst... :-/

? BC: The mad, nutty Roman emperor Caligula gets his chariot and madly rides it across a huge line of boats at Naples (Napoli). You wonder if mental hospitals existed back then :-/.

? BC: King Tut is hooning in his chariot. Falls off, breaks something and the wound is infected and that's how he dies. A simple police force could have stopped the boy king from doing it :).

1942-43-44: Some genius in the Luftwaffe decides he has to go too far... Image Yeehaw!

And you thought a redneck was in that thing! Didn't the Gestapo have a law against hooning?!

2005: In some parts of the world a guy a does burnouts at intersections, speeds, cuts the corner, speeds, gets drunk and drives and whatnot is your average motorist! :-/ :-/

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:46 am
by Hagar
Bomber old chap, you really should upload that image here. Then maybe the rest of us can see it. :P

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:49 am
by Bombardier101
I can see it, but ok I'll upload it then! ;D

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:55 am
by Bombardier101
There you go Hagar ;) It's uploaded and workin' fine! ;D

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:13 am
by ozzy72
That thing has so many aerials it probably picks up HBO without even being powered up!!!

Pick up a lot with that

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:30 am
by Bombardier101
Lol, I bet you could get ABC over the North Pole with that crazy cr

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:20 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?
Okay... ::)

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:01 pm
by || Andy ||
That thing has so many aerials it probably picks up HBO without even being powered up!!!


Theres one for FS9 u'know..

Re: The History of Vehicle Hooning!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:06 am
by H
Editorial comments/corrections in bold print; edited per timeline:
It has evolved over time ya know...
14th century BC: King Tut is hooning in his chariot. Falls off, breaks something and the wound is infected and that's how he dies. A simple police force could have stopped the boy king from doing it :).

@ 40 AD: The mad, nutty Roman emperor Caligula gets his chariot and madly rides it across a huge line of boats at Naples (Napoli). You wonder if mental hospitals existed back then :-/.
There was one major mental hospital -- the Emperor's Court -- and insanity was at a premium ::)!

60 AD: Boadicea (Boudicca), queen of the Iceni, after she & her 120,000 warriors dispatched @ 70,000 people, fixes scythe blades to her chariot and rides it into the Roman army. Pain at it's worst... :-/

1942-43-44: Some genius in the Luftwaffe decides he has to go too far... Image Yeehaw!

And you thought a redneck was in that thing! Didn't the Gestapo* have a law against hooning?!
*they did their best to redefine it.

2005: In some parts of the world a guy a does burnouts at intersections, speeds, cuts the corner, speeds, gets drunk and drives and whatnot is your average motorist! :-/ :-/   ;D


That thing has so many aerials it probably picks up HBO without even being powered up!!!

Yup, the ultimate receiver system: picked up HBO, ABC, future transmissions from Sirius..... all in the 1940's -- before they were ever sent :o 8).