The History of Vehicle Hooning!

[Bombardier101]

It has evolved over time ya know...

? BC: Boadicea (Boudiccia), queen of the Iceni fixes scythe blades to her chariot and rides it into the Roman army. Pain at it's worst... :-/

? BC: The mad, nutty Roman emperor Caligula gets his chariot and madly rides it across a huge line of boats at Naples (Napoli). You wonder if mental hospitals existed back then :-/.

? BC: King Tut is hooning in his chariot. Falls off, breaks something and the wound is infected and that's how he dies. A simple police force could have stopped the boy king from doing it .

1942-43-44: Some genius in the Luftwaffe decides he has to go too far... Yeehaw!

And you thought a redneck was in that thing! Didn't the Gestapo have a law against hooning?!

2005: In some parts of the world a guy a does burnouts at intersections, speeds, cuts the corner, speeds, gets drunk and drives and whatnot is your average motorist! :-/ :-/

[Hagar]

Bomber old chap, you really should upload that image here. Then maybe the rest of us can see it.

[Bombardier101]

I can see it, but ok I'll upload it then!

[Bombardier101]

There you go Hagar It's uploaded and workin' fine!

[ozzy72]

That thing has so many aerials it probably picks up HBO without even being powered up!!!

[Bombardier101]

Lol, I bet you could get ABC over the North Pole with that crazy cr

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Okay...

[|| Andy ||]

That thing has so many aerials it probably picks up HBO without even being powered up!!!

Theres one for FS9 u'know..

[H]

Editorial comments/corrections in bold print; edited per timeline:

It has evolved over time ya know...
14th century BC: King Tut is hooning in his chariot. Falls off, breaks something and the wound is infected and that's how he dies. A simple police force could have stopped the boy king from doing it .

@ 40 AD: The mad, nutty Roman emperor Caligula gets his chariot and madly rides it across a huge line of boats at Naples (Napoli). You wonder if mental hospitals existed back then :-/.
There was one major mental hospital -- the Emperor's Court -- and insanity was at a premium !

60 AD: Boadicea (Boudicca), queen of the Iceni, after she & her 120,000 warriors dispatched @ 70,000 people, fixes scythe blades to her chariot and rides it into the Roman army. Pain at it's worst... :-/

1942-43-44: Some genius in the Luftwaffe decides he has to go too far... Yeehaw!

And you thought a redneck was in that thing! Didn't the Gestapo* have a law against hooning?!
*they did their best to redefine it.

2005: In some parts of the world a guy a does burnouts at intersections, speeds, cuts the corner, speeds, gets drunk and drives and whatnot is your average motorist! :-/ :-/  

That thing has so many aerials it probably picks up HBO without even being powered up!!!

Yup, the ultimate receiver system: picked up HBO, ABC, future transmissions from Sirius..... all in the 1940's -- before they were ever sent .