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Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:07 am
by ozzy72
A human cannonball has been fired from his job because he is afraid of flying.
Todd Christian, 26, was sent flying through the air each night at speeds of up to 60mph at the Cottle & Austen circus.
He had been their acrobatic daredevil since February, but hurt his knee in an accident.
When his employers wanted to send him to Brazil for training to help deal with G-forces caused by being shot from the cannon he refused because he was afraid of flying in planes for long periods.
Mr Christian said his lawyer was examining whether he can begin a legal claim for unfair dismissal.
"The circus wanted to send me to have further training at the Guiana space centre in Brazil because they were worried I would hurt myself again," he said. "I know it sounds silly because I'm a human cannonball, but I don't like long flights and if I'm on a plane for a long time I start to panic. So I refused to go and they sacked me on the spot. I am devastated."
Marnie Dock, the circus' cannon trainer after becoming the world's first female cannonball at 16, said Mr Todd had had to be fired for his own safety. She said: "We are very strict about the people we take on because it can be a very dangerous stunt.
"Without the proper training in Brazil it would be too dangerous for him to continue his career as a human cannonball. He's a great guy and we offered him another job but he refused. We are trying to resolve it without taking it to the courts, but as far as our lawyers are concerned Todd doesn't have a leg to stand on."
The role has been taken over by Brazilian Diego Zeman, known as Diego the Human Rocket.

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:34 am
by flyboy 28
Lol!

Idiot.. ::)

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:56 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?
::) ::)

That's all I can say...

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:58 am
by Hagar
A human cannonball has been fired from his job

I thought the idea was to fire him from a cannon. :D

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:12 am
by Woodlouse2002
I have the most fantastic mental image of them firing him. ;D ;D

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:21 pm
by Saitek
Well it is a laugh, but that is most wrong firing him for that. They should offer him help in getting over his problem of flying and then send him over. If it is so necessary for him to have this training and he won't go and take it he'll never win any action. If he doesn't need it really - then I guess he would.

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:31 pm
by BFMF
Now if they could just 'shoot' him acrossed the Atlantic he wouldn't have a problem with it, right? ;D

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:11 am
by Foxtrot Sport
Put a large fan on the plane, and suspend him from a cable inside it, and give him the sensation of just floating over the Atlantic.  If the circus really wanted him to stay with them, I bet they would've problem solved more.

-HF

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:14 am
by Wing Nut
I don't know, a little extra powder, aim the cannon Southeast, and off you go!  ;D

Re: Now this IS weird!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:17 pm
by ozzy72
Considering the distance between Brazil and the UK I think you'd need enough gun powder to give Guy Fawkes a hard-on ;D ;D ;D