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words? no words?

Postby Craig. » Thu May 26, 2005 3:42 am

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Re: words? no words?

Postby Souichiro » Thu May 26, 2005 3:55 am

;D ;D ;D ;DLOL
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Re: words? no words?

Postby Politically Incorrect » Thu May 26, 2005 4:50 am

Great! Now it isnt just racial profileing it is anyone with a penis is now a terrorist ::)
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Re: words? no words?

Postby Omag 2.0 » Thu May 26, 2005 6:03 am

Hmm, last time I checked mr. fozzer was flying in that area of the world ( california) so he could have gone there... Would explain a lot... but why the duckttape? Cutting back on protection?
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Re: words? no words?

Postby sir_crashalot » Thu May 26, 2005 7:34 am

"The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe."

Hmm a remote controlled robot to make it safe. In my time you put on a condom by yourself.

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Re: words? no words?

Postby Craig. » Thu May 26, 2005 7:38 am

I'm just waiting for some of Mr fozzers comments that are bound to be posted.
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Re: words? no words?

Postby chomp_rock » Thu May 26, 2005 7:49 am

LMAO!

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Re: words? no words?

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu May 26, 2005 12:03 pm

PENIS CLOSES ROAD



I can only imagine what the sherrif says..

"I can safely say now that the penis has been disarmed and is no longer a threat"


..aren't there operations for that? ;D
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Re: words? no words?

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 26, 2005 12:38 pm

No worse than the woman who had 2 vibrators sent postal order over here, alas with the batteries in. They "went off" in the local PO and the bomb squad were called in. Apparently the officers concerned nearly died.... laughing ;D
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Re: words? no words?

Postby Fozzer » Thu May 26, 2005 1:58 pm

Hmm, last time I checked mr. fozzer was flying in that area of the world ( california) so he could have gone there... Would explain a lot... but why the duckttape? Cutting back on protection?


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Re: words? no words?

Postby Wing Nut » Thu May 26, 2005 2:11 pm

What a bunch of complete tools...  ::)

Think of this article, then go look at a map of Florida.  Notice anything funny about it's shape?  ;D

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Re: words? no words?

Postby beefhole » Thu May 26, 2005 2:18 pm

What a bunch of complete tools...  ::)

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Re: words? no words?

Postby jordonj » Thu May 26, 2005 3:42 pm

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Re: words? no words?

Postby MattNW » Thu May 26, 2005 7:17 pm

Aren't you glad it didn't "explode".
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Re: words? no words?

Postby SilverFox441 » Thu May 26, 2005 11:17 pm

hmmmm...

The render safe operation...did they...ummm...blow it...in place.  ;D
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