Possible the worlds most stupid driver...

Well I'd like to nominate a Hungarian from a village near Szarvas in eastern Hungary.
Last night he got a bit drunk (and they have zero tolerance here) and managed to kill six sheep with his car on the way home. But whilst doing this he also managed to lose his front number plate without realising, and leaving it along with the freshly Michelin'd mutton at the scene.
The police picked him up this morning
So any other nominations?
Last night he got a bit drunk (and they have zero tolerance here) and managed to kill six sheep with his car on the way home. But whilst doing this he also managed to lose his front number plate without realising, and leaving it along with the freshly Michelin'd mutton at the scene.
The police picked him up this morning

So any other nominations?