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Postby Craig. » Fri May 13, 2005 6:00 pm

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Re: only in america

Postby chomp_rock » Fri May 13, 2005 6:47 pm

Indeed, only in America...
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Re: only in america

Postby beaky » Fri May 13, 2005 7:08 pm

Oh, great.  ::) Another would-be performance artist who's decided to become an overt busybody. Let's hope some woman smacks her upside the head some evening...  ;D
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Re: only in america

Postby Fozzer » Fri May 13, 2005 7:28 pm

I found the article "101 ways to kill pigeons" in the same paper a much more practical exercise.... 8)...!

...they always makes a good spoof read... ;)... ;D...!

LOL...!

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Re: only in america

Postby jknight8907 » Fri May 13, 2005 8:27 pm

This and other completely insane news articles and also some actions and words by higher-up people make me disgusted with this country. Sometimes makes me wish I was British...

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Re: only in america

Postby TacitBlue » Fri May 13, 2005 10:20 pm

I found the article "101 ways to kill pigeons" in the same paper a much more practical exercise.... 8)...!...


What makes that even funnier is the fact the an artical about PETA is right above it. LOL
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Re: only in america

Postby Fozzer » Sat May 14, 2005 2:53 am

This and other completely insane news articles and also some actions and words by higher-up people make me disgusted with this country. Sometimes makes me wish I was British...

::) ::)


Hi J... ;D...!

If you were British you would enjoy the comical spoof articles written in the Intelligencer Section of the "New York Metro" to amuse the early morning people travelling to work on the Metro... ;)... ;D...!
A look at some of the names in the articles gives it away... ;)...!
Some of them give a link to genuine advertisers, which helps with the papers income.

They are mostly written "tongue-in-cheek" to confuse all the people, (mainly Americans), who still believe in the 1969 Moon Landings...
...even those who watched the film crew leaving the Nevada Desert in their trucks... 8)...!

I enjoy writing spoof articles, many posted here, which most people can see through...I hope... ;)... ;D...!

The New York Metro is always a good read to brush away the cobwebs first thing in the morning after brushing your teeth with the latest $80 electronic toothbrush... ;D..!

LOL... ;D...!

Paul....page 2... 8)...!

..always good for a larf... ;D...!
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Re: only in america

Postby jordonj » Sat May 14, 2005 9:26 am

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Re: only in america

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat May 14, 2005 11:50 am

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Re: only in america

Postby ATI_7500 » Sun May 15, 2005 2:33 am

;D ;D
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Re: only in america

Postby Wing Nut » Sun May 15, 2005 10:59 am

Relax guys, she is obviously a little unstable, and has been (in her opinion) injured very badly by men.  There are people like this every where you go and they aren't going to go away.  One day, she'll wake up and realize what she's doing and move on.  I pity her...

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Re: only in america

Postby Wing Nut » Sun May 15, 2005 11:00 am

and that's spelled America, not america...  ;)
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Re: only in america

Postby ATI_7500 » Sun May 15, 2005 11:16 am

We arrrrrrrre living in Amerika....Amerika ist wunderbar...we arrrre living in Amerika....Coca-Cola, Wonderbra....

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Re: only in america

Postby flyboy 28 » Sun May 15, 2005 12:21 pm

We arrrrrrrre living in Amerika....Amerika ist wunderbar...we arrrre living in Amerika....Coca-Cola, Wonderbra....

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Re: only in america

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun May 15, 2005 1:36 pm

Yes, only, ever so only in America ::) :P :P
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