This and other completely insane news articles and also some actions and words by higher-up people make me disgusted with this country. Sometimes makes me wish I was British...

Hi J...

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If you were British you would enjoy the comical spoof articles written in the Intelligencer Section of the "New York Metro" to amuse the early morning people travelling to work on the Metro...

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A look at some of the names in the articles gives it away...

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Some of them give a link to genuine advertisers, which helps with the papers income.
They are mostly written "tongue-in-cheek" to confuse all the people, (mainly Americans), who still believe in the 1969 Moon Landings...
...even those who watched the film crew leaving the Nevada Desert in their trucks...

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I enjoy writing spoof articles, many posted here, which most people can see through...I hope...

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The New York Metro is always a good read to brush away the cobwebs first thing in the morning after brushing your teeth with the latest $80 electronic toothbrush...

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LOL...

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Paul....page 2...

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..always good for a larf...

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