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Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri May 13, 2005 4:29 pm

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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby TSC. » Fri May 13, 2005 4:39 pm

Or you could buy a t-shirt.

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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby Fozzer » Fri May 13, 2005 4:48 pm

..alwys a good place to find few biscuit crumbs when you're feeling a bit hungry... 8)...!
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Tired Of The Ugly Look Of Your Face?

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri May 13, 2005 5:12 pm

I had a hiatus hernia when I was a wee lad.
The doctors went in through my belly button, so now it looks like swirl.
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby jrpilot » Fri May 13, 2005 6:33 pm

net men will be having their nipples removed...:'(

Stephen Smileys...that is one crazy avatar...made me so dizzzzzyyyyy
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby Ben_M_K » Fri May 13, 2005 8:34 pm

alwys a good place to find few biscuit crumbs when you're feeling a bit hungry... ...!
LOL...!
Awwww I think I'm going to throw up! Good one Fozz! ;D
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri May 13, 2005 9:16 pm

Stephen Smileys...that is one crazy avatar...made me so dizzzzzyyyyy

Haha, I'd figure my face spinning around wildly would do that.
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby TacitBlue » Fri May 13, 2005 10:11 pm

Or you could buy a t-shirt.

;D

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^^ Or a square of duct tape. ^^

Stephen, it looks like your trapped in a cloths dryer. ;D
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Postby ChuckMajik » Fri May 13, 2005 11:12 pm

it looks like your trapped in a cloths dryer. ;D

That actually happened once.
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby chomp_rock » Fri May 13, 2005 11:20 pm

Now just make it flash in bright colours so it will be sickening ;D
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby SilverFox441 » Sat May 14, 2005 2:13 am

You want your belly button to flash bright colours?   ;D
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby commoner » Sat May 14, 2005 3:50 am

...I once thought of having mine surgically removed as it is a ginormous monstrous cavern of a thing......easy lose whole biscuits in there Fozz, ne'er mind the crumbs.......would've looked cool on the beach too.......... ;D
They wanted more than I could afford at the time though and the NHS were just not interested in doing it for free................commoner ;)
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby Fozzer » Sat May 14, 2005 4:13 am

...I once thought of having mine surgically removed as it is a ginormous monstrous cavern of a thing......easy lose whole biscuits in there Fozz, ne'er mind the crumbs.......would've looked cool on the beach too.......... ;D
They wanted more than I could afford at the time though and the NHS were just not interested in doing it for free................commoner ;)


..always eager to impress...
This little fella is small and neat... 8)...!
...its what is below it that you should all be envious of...:o... ;)... ;D...!

LOL...!

Paul....
...don't tempt me... ;)...!
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby commoner » Sat May 14, 2005 4:16 am


..always eager to impress...
This little fella is small and neat... 8)...!
...its what is below it that you should all be envious of...:o... ;)... ;D...!

LOL...!

Paul....


...don't tempt me... ;)...!
LOL...!


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..mmm.....no enlargements please Fozz.....I'm British...........commoner ;D
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Re: Tired of the ugly look of your bellybutton?

Postby ATI_7500 » Sat May 14, 2005 6:13 am

Haha, I'd figure my face spinning around wildly would do that.


I think I'm gonna go throwing up now. Not sure whether it's because of your face or because of the rotation or because of both. ;D
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