Arnold Wants to Destroy the Moon!

On Howard Stern's radio show, governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he was going to propose legislation to destroy the moon, since 90% of crime is committed under a full moon and also because "If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles are governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and whining."
Or so some foreign news outlets would have you believe...
It seems Mr. Stern was talking to an Arnold impersonator who made the comments, but the foreign media didn't realize it was a bit, and ran it as an actual news item. (Good luck finding those news items today, btw.)
Upon reading the "news", MSNBC host Joe Scarborough beraded the governor saying "I don't know how you do it in Austria..."
LMFAO.
Or so some foreign news outlets would have you believe...
It seems Mr. Stern was talking to an Arnold impersonator who made the comments, but the foreign media didn't realize it was a bit, and ran it as an actual news item. (Good luck finding those news items today, btw.)
Upon reading the "news", MSNBC host Joe Scarborough beraded the governor saying "I don't know how you do it in Austria..."
LMFAO.