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My wife found these little gems on the BBC website.


The last time I went on a plane
'Twas a turbulent ride from Ukraine
I was thoroughly sick
Over Reykjavik
And again over Greenland and Maine
Steve, London

The last time I went on a plane
I was cold, damp and cross; I'll explain
I arrived at Heathrow
To be greeted by snow
But my luggage had gone on to Spain
Stig, London, UK

Lunchtime Limericks.

There once was a woman from Venus
Whose nose was shaped like a...


Um, never mind after all...  

Kevin

The last time I went on a plane,
It was captained my Sir Michael Caine....



...and not a lot of people know that.

There once was a man from Nantucket (sp?)....

and noone has ever finished that for me, I still dont know how it ends, but I suspect that its quite perverted.