The thoughts of Ozzy

[Hagar]

No, not our Ozzy. The other one. Reading this over breakfast in the local greasy spoon gave me a good laugh this morning. I must say I agree with most of it. If anyone thinks this belongs in the Jokes forum that's fine by me. I thought it was just too close to the truth for a joke. Read on for the thoughts of good ol' Ozzy Osbourne.

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ON COST OF LIVING

It's so f***ing expensive here

DESPITE his millions and his transatlantic lifestyle, Ozzy is astonished at the cost of living in Britain - and feels that the working man is being priced out of the country.

He said: "To be honest, I do not understand how working class man lives here. You've got to buy food for the kids, gotta buy stuff for the house. But the cost is absolutely outrageous.

"It's nuts. I changed $4,000 and I got f***ing

[Souichiro]

A great collection of quotes!!

Beautifull

[Woodlouse2002]

So eloquent.

[Hagar]

I thought it was rather succinctly put myself. Ozzy for PM I say. We could do a lot worse.

Here's another little gem of wisdom.

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ON THEIR HEALTH SCARES

I'm living on borrowed time

SHARON was diagnosed with colon cancer in 2002. She recovered - but Ozzy had his own cancer scare after a scan discovered a polyp.

He remembered: "So they took it out and sent it to the pathology lab. Thankfully, then I got the all clear.

"The biggest shock was Sharon. You feel like a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest because you can't do f*** all."

He has watched his children, Kelly and Jack, both battle drug addictions, and on April 20 Ozzy himself will celebrate one year free of drink and drugs.

"I was killing myself every f***ing day with drugs and alcohol. At one point, I drank four bottles of Hennessy cognac a day - and cocaine, speed, whatever. I'm a singer, but I smoked around the clock."

He stopped smoking after a visit to Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward, who was recovering from a heart attack. And he says drugs and booze "stopped working" for him.

"I consider myself living on borrowed time now, do you know what I mean?"

[Anti-Societys Snake]

OZZY FOR PRESIDENT!!! OR KING I DON'T CARE! he would fix the majority of what's wrong with alot of shit here.

[Anti-Societys Snake]

I thought it was rather succinctly put myself. Ozzy for PM I say. We could do a lot worse.

Prime Minister works too.

[Jared]

LOL! Large and interesting collection of hilarious stuff!

[X56SB]

he should run for the next pope

And I said: 'A show', and this f***ing woman was like: 'A show? What kind of a show?' and I said: 'Rock 'n' roll'

"And she goes 'Wow, do you do that as well?'

"Yeah, like I've only been doing it for 35 years."

thats a gag

[beaky]

Good old Ozzy. I'm so happy for him, and once you get past the odd speech, etc., he proves quite a wit and philosopher. And God knows I spent many many hours listening to Black Sabbath back in the day... one of the best rock singers of all time, IMHO.

[ozzy72]

I don't think Ozzy would make a good Pope, but PM I think Britain could do (and has done) a lot worse.
And to think he lives just down the road from my mum

[Craig.]

LMAO. Good old Ozzy. Safe to say he isnt your typical Brummie. Well with all that complaining maybe he is, but he makes it funny:)

[Tequila Sunrise]

Ozzy for PM  ;D

hey, just realised  I get to vote this time...  ::)

[Wing Nut]

The radio station I listen to here was having a contest.  They would play a clip of Ozzy talkingand if you could interpret what he was saying, you would win a pair of tickets to his concert...  ::)

[Hagar]

[quote]The radio station I listen to here was having a contest.

[Felix/FFDS]

Heck, even I have problems with some of them after living here for over 60 years.

And that's just listening to the recorded sound of YOUR own voice!