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I personally consider potatoes dangerous as they really hurt if you get hit on the noggin with them

The leaves of the  Rhubarb plant are highly toxic.

[quote]The leaves of the

FRUIT!

Plums are deadly for your sanitary installation when you've eaten to much!

I think the leaves of the Tomato are poisonous too. Like the potato they belong to the Nightshade family of plants.

The Castor bean which is pressed to make ..er...well..castor oil, is not so innocent as you might at first think..it is the source of the deadly RICIN toxin which is probably undetectable in the body and is famous ..or infamous...... for the "umbrella murder" ... Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov was killed by poison dart filled with ricin and fired from an umbrella in London .......nasty......commoner

The common bannana.  It can be used as a weapon in bank raids and if you throw it away it will act like a boomerang and hit you in the head.

[quote]The common bannana.

I don't imagine being hit on the head by a giant pumpkin falling from a great height would do you much good.

Not sure if there's any truth in it but I once read that if you dropped a pea from the top of the Eiffel Tower it would go straight through someone's skull if they were unlucky enough to be standing at ground level beneath it. Moral: Be very careful when visiting the Eiffel Tower or someone might pee pea on you from a great height.

Fruit...

Falling coconuts kill more people than sharks do. You are also more probable to slip on a green grape than a banana peel.

I don't imagine being hit on the head by a giant pumpkin falling from a great height would do you much good.

Not sure if there's any truth in it but I once read that if you dropped a pea from the top of the Eiffel Tower it would go straight through someone's skull if they were unlucky enough to be standing at ground level beneath it. Moral: Be very careful when visiting the Eiffel Tower or someone might pee pea on you from a great height.

D'OH!

Veg. . . . .

the essence/oil (whatever) from peppers don't half sting when you make the mistake of wiping it across your face :-/
I couldn't see for several minutes

GM

[quote]The common bannana.

The common bannana.  It can be used as a weapon in bank raids and if you throw it away it will act like a boomerang and hit you in the head.

As absolutely hilarious as that is, what I find funnier is the thought of some yahoo on this site standing in his pajamas in the kitchen tonight while he tries it.

How about tobacco, the demon weed... take it from an addict, that stuff's worth avoiding.
Sorry; got serious for a minute there. Um... well, Brussel sprouts frighten me.  Like cabbages from Dr. Cyclops' garden...

Have you ever been on the business end of a carrot?  Those things can hurt!