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Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:50 am

I personally consider potatoes dangerous as they really hurt if you get hit on the noggin with them ;D
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby eno » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:02 am

The leaves of the  Rhubarb plant are highly toxic.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby commoner » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:08 am

[quote]The leaves of the
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:10 am

FRUIT!

Plums are deadly for your sanitary installation when you've eaten to much!
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby eno » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:18 am

I think the leaves of the Tomato are poisonous too. Like the potato they belong to the Nightshade family of plants.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby commoner » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:52 am

The Castor bean which is pressed to make ..er...well..castor oil, is not so innocent as you might at first think..it is the source of the deadly RICIN toxin which is probably undetectable in the body and is famous ..or infamous...... for the "umbrella murder" ... Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov was killed by poison dart filled with ricin and fired from an umbrella in London .......nasty......commoner :o
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Smoke2much » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:12 pm

The common bannana.  It can be used as a weapon in bank raids and if you throw it away it will act like a boomerang and hit you in the head.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Craig. » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:15 pm

[quote]The common bannana.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Hagar » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:26 pm

I don't imagine being hit on the head by a giant pumpkin falling from a great height would do you much good. :o :D

Not sure if there's any truth in it but I once read that if you dropped a pea from the top of the Eiffel Tower it would go straight through someone's skull if they were unlucky enough to be standing at ground level beneath it. Moral: Be very careful when visiting the Eiffel Tower or someone might pee pea on you from a great height. ::) ;)
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Loafing Smurf » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:12 pm

Fruit...

Falling coconuts kill more people than sharks do. You are also more probable to slip on a green grape than a banana peel.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby xFLAMESx » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:05 pm

I don't imagine being hit on the head by a giant pumpkin falling from a great height would do you much good. :o :D

Not sure if there's any truth in it but I once read that if you dropped a pea from the top of the Eiffel Tower it would go straight through someone's skull if they were unlucky enough to be standing at ground level beneath it. Moral: Be very careful when visiting the Eiffel Tower or someone might pee pea on you from a great height. ::) ;)
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby AlphaBravo » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:32 am

[quote]The common bannana.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Scottler » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:32 pm

The common bannana.  It can be used as a weapon in bank raids and if you throw it away it will act like a boomerang and hit you in the head.


As absolutely hilarious as that is, what I find funnier is the thought of some yahoo on this site standing in his pajamas in the kitchen tonight while he tries it.
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby beaky » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:43 pm

How about tobacco, the demon weed... take it from an addict, that stuff's worth avoiding.
Sorry; got serious for a minute there. Um... well, Brussel sprouts frighten me.  Like cabbages from Dr. Cyclops' garden...
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Re: Dangerous plant life

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:33 am

Have you ever been on the business end of a carrot?  Those things can hurt!
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