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You heard about the banana used as an offensive weapon. Well, I can beat that.
Here's the latest: Man assaulted with a stick of rhubarb.

Life in Britain gets more like something out of Monty Python every day. And they think I'm a tad weird.

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Rhubarb attack in family feuding

Who would have thought rhubarb would be so dangerous Gotta love the UK sometimes:)

Moral of the story, fruit is bad for your health

I limit my consumption to the four major food groups:

1: Fat
2: Alcohol
3: Nicotine
4: Caffeine

Number 5; Chocolate, is a little too expensive.

Will

Chocolate, is a little too expensive.

Will

I'm sure you could find some on eBay . . . . .

I couldn't.  Sarah bought the lot

I'm trying to think of a fruit that couldn't be considered an offensive weapon.

This could be useful to Canadian National Defence.

I couldn't.  Sarah bought the lot

Dammit!

I'm trying to think of a fruit that couldn't be considered an offensive weapon.

As soon as you think of one, let me know, I'll try and find a way of using it as a weapon . . . . .

As soon as you think of one, let me know, I'll try and find a way of using it as a weapon . . . . .

Are raspberries classed as fruit? They look pretty harmless to me but I never had much in the way of imagination.

Are raspberries classed as fruit? They look pretty harmless to me but I never had much in the way of imagination.

Fruit? : Yes
Harmless? : I'll get back to ya' . . . . .

I guess you can rub raspberries in a persons eyes, and cause them to go temporary blind. I know a guy that did that to someone else with ice cream.

You can blow rasberries at people.  Some would consider it offensive if not a weapon.

[quote]You can blow rasberries at people.

I do believe there was a Monty Python sketch that revolved around self defence against fruit.

"The first thing to remember when being attacked by the raspberry laden foe is to release the tiger! You must then eat the raspberry's thereby disarming him!"