Here's the latest: Man assaulted with a stick of rhubarb.

Life in Britain gets more like something out of Monty Python every day. And they think I'm a tad weird.


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Rhubarb attack in family feuding
Chocolate, is a little too expensive.
Will
I couldn't. Sarah bought the lot
I'm trying to think of a fruit that couldn't be considered an offensive weapon.![]()
As soon as you think of one, let me know, I'll try and find a way of using it as a weapon. . . . .
Are raspberries classed as fruit? They look pretty harmless to me but I never had much in the way of imagination.
"The first thing to remember when being attacked by the raspberry laden foe is to release the tiger! You must then eat the raspberry's thereby disarming him!"
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