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Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:50 am

You heard about the banana used as an offensive weapon. Well, I can beat that.
Here's the latest: Man assaulted with a stick of rhubarb. :o

Life in Britain gets more like something out of Monty Python every day. And they think I'm a tad weird. ::) ;D

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Rhubarb attack in family feuding
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Craig. » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:29 am

Who would have thought rhubarb would be so dangerous ::) Gotta love the UK sometimes:)
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:13 pm

Moral of the story, fruit is bad for your health ;D
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Smoke2much » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:20 pm

I limit my consumption to the four major food groups:

1: Fat
2: Alcohol
3: Nicotine
4: Caffeine

Number 5; Chocolate, is a little too expensive.

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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby xFLAMESx » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:34 pm

Chocolate, is a little too expensive.

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I'm sure you could find some on eBay ;). . . . . ;D
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Smoke2much » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:41 pm

I couldn't.  Sarah bought the lot :(
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:42 pm

I'm trying to think of a fruit that couldn't be considered an offensive weapon. ::) ???
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Loafing Smurf » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:43 pm

This could be useful to Canadian National Defence.
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby xFLAMESx » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:48 pm

I couldn't.  Sarah bought the lot :(

Dammit! ;D

I'm trying to think of a fruit that couldn't be considered an offensive weapon. ::) ???

As soon as you think of one, let me know, I'll try and find a way of using it as a weapon ;). . . . . ;D
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:51 pm

As soon as you think of one, let me know, I'll try and find a way of using it as a weapon ;). . . . . ;D

Are raspberries classed as fruit? They look pretty harmless to me but I never had much in the way of imagination. ::)
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby xFLAMESx » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:57 pm

Are raspberries classed as fruit? They look pretty harmless to me but I never had much in the way of imagination. ::)

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Harmless? : I'll get back to ya' ;). . . . . ;D
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Loafing Smurf » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:03 pm

I guess you can rub raspberries in a persons eyes, and cause them to go temporary blind. I know a guy that did that to someone else with ice cream.
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Smoke2much » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:36 pm

You can blow rasberries at people.  Some would consider it offensive if not a weapon.
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:40 pm

[quote]You can blow rasberries at people.
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Re: Rhubarb, rhubarb

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:40 pm

I do believe there was a Monty Python sketch that revolved around self defence against fruit.


"The first thing to remember when being attacked by the raspberry laden foe is to release the tiger! You must then eat the raspberry's thereby disarming him!"



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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