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We have now got 359, (at the last count), carcinogenic items stocked in our Supermarkets.

It seems that many products that we buy each day now contain a deadly boot polish/floor polish dye... ...!

I have problems enough, each day trying to find products low in salt, fat, sugar, etc,....
Now I have to search the labels for additives which are guarranteed to kill me..

What a way to go on... ...!

Cheers all...!

Paul....a home-grown carrot for tomorrow's dins.. .. ..!

Don't worry Paul, the majority of them would be high in salt etc and you wouldn't eat 'em anyway...  ;D
For those who are scared and would like to know what Paul is on about can click here...
Now we all know Sudan is a troubled region...but by my whiskers I didn't know they had a weapon of mass destruction named after them! lol!

Ben

[quote]Don't worry Paul, the majority of them would be high in salt etc and you wouldn't eat 'em anyway...

Hi Ben...
...trubble is...although I cook fresh food every day for dins, many of these dodgy products are listed as Cottage Pie, Shepherds Pie, Liver and Onion Pie, etc, in 99p trays, ideal warm, tasty supper dishes, which I often purchased... ::)...!
Not forgetting lovely Family Size Meat Pies....!
...all flavoured with the dangerous Worcester Sauce... ::)...!
...Buggar... ...!

Cheers Ben...
..you can have half of my garden carrot... ...!

Paul.

..Stick to MARMITE sarnies Fozzer..full of natural good ness and NO Worcestershire Sauce..commoner

WARNING

Fozzers back yard has been found to contain;

PCBs
DVGs
RGXs
Bird droppings
cat poo
rat waste
dirt
grass
weeds

All the above can be bad for your health.
You should not eat carrots grown in this
area.

WARNING

Fozzers back yard has been found to contain;

PCBs
DVGs
RGXs
Bird droppings
cat poo
rat waste
dirt
grass
weeds

All the above can be bad for your health.
You should not eat carrots grown in this
area.

Update: Fozzers back garden.

Full of various forms of wildlife.
A Marines training ground at the moment...
...needs a friend equiped with a petrol lawn mower...(free dinner supplied)... ...!



Cheers all... ...!

Paul

Wish my grass was as good as that. I put all sorts of potions from the Garden Centres on it and it still looks sad...
A quicl trim and a bit of maintania and you'll ahv a lovely  garden Paul! Shame I don't live near you - or I'd give it a tweaking - I love gardening.

[quote]Wish my grass was as good as that. I put all sorts of potions from the Garden Centres on it and it still looks sad...
A quicl trim and a bit of maintania and you'll ahv a lovely

Here we have Fozzer's Field (see, he's even got an airport named after him ) :
The all grass 'runway' can clearly be seen running down the middle of the pictue, with the 'hanger' visible in the top right.
Currently stored in this 'hanger' are : 1x Mk IXe Spitfire, 1x Messerschmitt BF109g, 1x Lancaster and of course, 1x rocket powered Triumph motorcycle

Since this was first posted, the Marines have come and kidnapped the security staff (garden gnomes) and are holding them to ransom

As for the mentioned topic : luckily I don't 'do' ready meals, so am REASONABLY safe

Cheers,

Carl

the 'hanger' visible in the top right.
Currently stored in this 'hanger' are : 1x Mk IXe Spitfire, 1x Messerschmitt BF109g, 1x Lancaster and of course, 1x rocket powered Triumph motorcycle

Sorry to disillusion you but I think that "hangar" is where Foz keeps his sheep. Don't ask.

I was actually under the impression it was where he kept his chickens!

That's some nice grass, there, Fozz- if a bit in need of a haircut. Honestly, with a yard that small, a good ol' non-motorized reel mower will do: nice little easy workout, no gas to buy, no noise, no pollution. If you're not up to it, you could hire some local kid to do it for you. I used to rent a little house up in the woods with a yard about twice that size; tended it only by hand. No big deal... meanwhile, my neighbors, who'd also moved there to enjoy nature, would be out every weekend with giant riding mowers, leaf blowers, weed-whackers, chainsaw, etc. One of the reasons I moved back to the city- it's quieter!!
I don't understand the obsession with having a golf green surrounding the house; some of the nicest yards I've seen had a lot of wild, long grass and wildflowers. Or moss- nice to lie down on!!  More environmentally-friendly, too. And growing your own food is a nice idea, provided you know what will be sucked out of the ground by your veggies...!
 As far as the hazardous food thing goes, there's a lot to worry about. Irradiated food, for example:  it  isn't the  radiation that worries me- it's the fact that the process often produces carcinogens in the food. But then again, I've always believed that worry itself contributes to disease... Personally, I try to eat as much fresh or organic food as I can. No canned meat or veggies, etc. It's time-consuming and sometimes expensive, but it's worth doing.

Good Heavens!

I now have to go look what I've been eating...Shepherds' Pie with a splash of Lea & Perrins sounds like the bloody menu, not something I'm supposed to be frightened of!

...Watch it lads..the list is getting longer by the hour..commoner

I'm hoping that the carcinogens in the food will be neutralised by the carcinogens in the cigarettes.  If not I'm buggered.