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Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:26 pm
by Wing Nut
:o  I just had to break my self imposed time off to post this one.  It's just too good.  I guess with enough time and the right motivation, the solution to any problem will present itself!    :o  ;D

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Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:42 pm
by eno
Hmmmmmmmmm there's something a bit  wet about this story  ;) ;) ;D ;D :P :P ;D ;D ;D

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:45 pm
by Paz
 Genius! Drunken logic proves to be useful at times.

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:59 pm
by ATI_7500
Proven: Beer saves lives.

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:15 pm
by TacitBlue
I think the lesson to be learned here is that everyone should include 2 cases of beer in their road emergency kit  ;D

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:26 pm
by Jared
Well I tell you, if there was ever a time to begin drinking, I believe that was it!!! :-)

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:02 pm
by Ben_M_K
LOL ;D ;D
Now that some clever booze drinking! :)

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:11 pm
by raz
behold the power of beer

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:11 pm
by Spitty42
What a hero beer companies could make millions off him

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:30 pm
by jordonj
Well, you know what they say:

avalanche is better than no lanche at all! ;D

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:36 am
by spirit1flyer
weird  ;D

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:40 am
by ozzy72
Those Slovaks are strange chappies sometimes, but they've got style ;D

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:44 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?
I bet he drank Duff Beer ;D :P

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:22 am
by beaky
Ah, beer. Is there anything it CAN'T do?

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:58 am
by Spitty42
Your right Rottydaddy beer can do pretty much anything. it can make women beautiful and it can make men beautiful to , if your swinging that way(or if your a gal of course).

You know what they say "beer helping ugly people have sex since 1862"

Beer!! bless it