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* A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

* A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

* An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

* A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

* A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."

* A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

* A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

* A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours




I can be a real cannibal from time to time! especially when it comes to collegues!  ;D

I guess I too am a cannibal, but possibly in more way than one!  :-X

NO fair! My group ain't listed! :-(

YOu forgot to add the ANT

Does what told when told, and don't stop until the boss says to...

Not realyl sure what else I could come up with on short notice, had to start thinking again..;-)

Programmer:)

Economist! Like the astrological experts whose official sayings on an asteroid collision were, "We think it could happen, but it's possible it wont."  Experts.

Cannibal!

I think that makes me a programmer.

NO fair! My group ain't listed! :-(

YOu forgot to add the ANT

Does what told when told, and don't stop until the boss says to...

Not realyl sure what else I could come up with on short notice, had to start thinking again..;-)

Sounds like most of us - Except for the "lazy ant" - Works only when the boss is watching.


Lazy....  :-/