Wise man one day said he has!
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:50 amWords of Insight and Wisdom
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."
"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"
"How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage
disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."
"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"
"How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage
disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected
lol, really nice!! 
