And if you believe that, you'll believe anything

[Wing Nut]

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET   Oddly Enough - Reuters

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

[ATI_7500]

WTF?

[Tequila Sunrise]

what a f****** idiot  ::)

[Blackhart]

Makes one wonder what he was really doing with the chicken.

[Wing Nut]

or the dog...  ;)

[randombeaner]

hmm Ive heard of idiots,
Ive heard of stupid idiot
but this deserves its own category

EEEEEEIIIIIIIDDDDIOOOOT!

he should put a name tag on it, "this is mini-me and the twins" and one on the dog "do not feed hot dogs"

[farmerdave]

or the dog...  

I'd say it's about time this man got some glasses.....

[BFMF]

I'd say it's about time this man got some glasses.....

He needs a lot more then that




Sorry, couldn't help it

[Galactic_eyes]

He should have choked the chicken.

[SilverFox441]

Potential Darwin Award winner there.

[RollerBall]

I heard that since the accident he was offered a life-transforming transplant involving an elephant's trunk.

Seems he turned it down. His friend who had a similar accident had one done and now every time he passes a bakers shop it grabs a bun and tries to stick it up his back-side.

What me......?

Of course I'm sypathetic - terrible thing to happen but understandable when someone is running around in the dark with a chopper in both hands.

Boom boom  :D

[Woodlouse2002]

Well, as he can no longer procreate I think we have a Darwin award here.