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Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 11, 2004 5:46 am

A bogus policeman stopped a car on the A23 near Brighton on Saturday and lectured the occupants, to find they were plainclothed officers. The man was arrested.
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Smoke2much » Tue May 11, 2004 6:11 am

;D

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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby ATI_7500 » Tue May 11, 2004 6:51 am

Hahahaha!  ;D
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Postby chomp_rock » Tue May 11, 2004 12:30 pm

LOL! how stupid!
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Postby Scottler » Tue May 11, 2004 1:21 pm

omfg...HAHAHA
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Hagar » Tue May 11, 2004 2:17 pm

I couldn't help wondering what these officers were doing to deserve a rebuke. Knowing the Brighton police as I do they were up to no good. Ooops - sorry constabule. ::) ;D
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Craig. » Tue May 11, 2004 2:20 pm

kind of like the guy here in bristol who told two undercover cops to watch out for the police while he attempted to break into the car next to them, which also happend to be their unmarked car ::)
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Blackbird971 » Tue May 11, 2004 3:57 pm

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What a retard! That is Darwin award grade stupid.
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Postby Loafing Smurf » Tue May 11, 2004 4:13 pm

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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Jaffa » Tue May 11, 2004 4:16 pm

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What a retard! That is Darwin award grade stupid.


I thought people who qualified for Darwins had to have died?
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Ambassador » Tue May 11, 2004 4:19 pm

Good for him. ;D
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Blackhart » Tue May 11, 2004 4:55 pm

Gentlemen, Please. Let the man speak. Ozzy has expalined but he hasn't finished asking for Bail money.
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Blackbird971 » Tue May 11, 2004 5:46 pm


I thought people who qualified for Darwins had to have died?

True. Oh well, it is omly a matter of time before he ends up in a cell with M. Jackson and he kills himself. ;)
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue May 11, 2004 5:52 pm

I wasn't aware Brighton was that close to LA.
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Re: Todays Twit Award

Postby RichieB16 » Tue May 11, 2004 6:29 pm

Wow, thats pretty sad.   :o :o :o
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