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The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:36 pm
by ozzy72
A Hamas suicide bomber blew up two armed Palestinians who tried to rob him at gun point in the Gaza Strip.
Rather than give up his explosives, the bomber detonated them, killing himself and the two robbers near the border fence between Gaza and Israel.
Palestinian security officials said the the gunmen were criminals who were involved in a car theft ring that brought stolen vehicles from Israel to Gaza.
The robbers forced the bomber to lie on the ground and tried to steal the bomb, but the militant detonated it, killing all three.

I'm sorry but I find this hysterically funny in an ironic way, I guess they won't be repeat offenders ;D

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:43 pm
by Craig.
i guess in a strange way those robber could have saved quite a few lives, these suicide bombers rarely target small things. 3 less problems in the world

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:04 pm
by Hagar
Poetic justice. ;)

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:41 pm
by jimclarke
Thanks for that post!!  

I had a blast!!

Jim ;D

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:51 pm
by denishc

I had a blast!!;D


 OUCH!!!

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:03 pm
by BFMF
lol

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:54 pm
by Saitek
3 less problems in the world


Yep. And less to harm others as well in this awful conflict.
I can't think what is in the mind of that man. ::)

Ben

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:26 pm
by Jaffa
They are pretty twisted over there... :-/ ::)

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:13 am
by Wing Nut
Just what were they going to do with the explosives?  Become suicide bombers themselves?  ::)  Oh, and if that idealistic young brainwashed moron had thought twice, he would have realized his best bet for the cause would have been to let them have their way.  Explosives are cheap, conning young people into killing themselves is hard...

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:32 pm
by Woodlouse2002
Not wanting to start a conflict here, but I don't think that sort of thing needs to be said here Pip. :P :-[

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:21 pm
by Scorpiоn
I had a blast!!

;D

I could just picture that scene between my head, three men all pouting and tugging on dynamite sticks bound with electrical tape.

"No, I want to blow myself up!"
"No, I want to blow myself up!"
"No, I want to blow myself up!"
"No, I wa-"

Although seriously, where's the logic in threatening a man with a gun who's on a mission to die anyway?

-Mike

PS: And the bomb has a little red LCD timer!

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 4:41 pm
by SideWinder9
Hehe!! 8)

Here's one more story of stupid people involved with dynamite:

An elderly couple were driving through some town late at night, had nothing to do, and for some reason they had a stick of dynamite in their back seat. They got the horrible idea to light it and see what happens when they throw it out the window. They lit it and chucked in that direction. They forgot one thing though. They didn't open their window. Needless to say, the car blew up and both suffered severe injuries. 8)

Re: The worlds most useless robbers!

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:47 am
by Polynomial
thats almost like the Iraqi terrorist who didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb and it came back "RETURN TO SENDER" and having forgot about it promply opened it up and blew himself away.

at least a bus didnt get blown up . . .