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Mr McRae was a funny chap, he had a slightly lop-sided walk that could sometimes...

...make him fall right over on his small dog, Twinkie, whom often accompanied him on his way to his music lessons.  You see, Mr. McRae aspired to be a member of the symphony, so he was learning to...

...play the triangle. His music teacher told him that was all he could play becuase...

...he was missing a hand and had too hold the triangle with his teeth. He WANTED too play the drumset though, soo...

.....he changed his name and now he's the drummer for Def Leppard.  After becoming rich and famous, his long lost cousin Ian comes to him and asks, ".....

..."What the heck?" Mr. McRae replies...

...by throwing his arms in the air and running out the door screaming.

...and must be guided at all times , due to his poor sense of direction, by his guide penguin, Ralph, who wears a tophat and smokes a pipe full of...

...lettuce and said "This sentence has finished about three times!"

beak, who then spit it out while pointing to another candy bar that he wanted instead

Ralph cried what's the big idea? Are you trying to....

...kill me? You know I can't properly digest Mars bars after my accident involving...

... three large helpings of chilli and quite a large bottle of cheap French wine, wich made me ...

... go insane and have to be commited to the local...