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Yeah, but were the chickens willing to make the scarifice?  :D



Jilted man throws himself to tigers
Date: April 20 2004

A jilted husband tried to kill himself by throwing himself into the tiger enclosure at a zoo in central China.

The depressed man hoped to be eaten alive after climbing into the tiger enclosure in Wuhan Dongxihu Shengshan Happy World, the South China Morning Post reported yesterday.

Zookeepers distracted the tigers by throwing them chickens and then hauled the man to safety, the newspaper said.

The man became suicidal after his wife dumped him.

Intresting.......

The chickens!  The chickens!  Oh, will somebody please think of the chickens!

Tasty stuff.

-Michael

The real reason why the chickens crossed the road - to get away from the tigers

The man became suicidal after his wife dumped him.

I'm so glad i spend my money and time on flying

Oh dear, what a pity. He must have been pretty depressed to throw himself to the tigers.
The mind is a delicate thing and I don't think it needs  much to tip it off course.
Regards,
Ben

[quote]Yeah, but were the chickens willing to make the scarifice?

Jumping from buildings or other tall structures preferred. But cutting yourself in the arm? *shakes*

Ha!  I guess it was, huh?

note to self, jumping into a tiger cage isnt the way to do it:) Noted. Idiot  ::)

[quote]The chickens!

[quote]The chickens!