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dose anyone know any more aviation rules like these?

-Thou shall maintain thy airspeed lest the earth shall arise to smite thee

-Thou shall ensure enough fule for the same reason

-Forgetteth not to lower thy gear when the good earth approacheth near!

This sounds more like ten commandments!

or the 3!

This sounds more like ten commandments!

I think that's the idea. They're rules written in the form of a "canon" or ecclesiatical law. Apparently there are more like it. I tried a quick search for < aviation canon > with no luck. Bearing in mind that Canon is a brand name for cameras & suchlike & "cannon" is sometimes mispelled "canon" you can see the problem.

Thou shalt go and hide in a nuclear bomb proof bunker if thou seest an inverted Spitfire coming thine way at about four feet altitude, as THAT madman ist flying again!

Thou Shalt Ducketh in the August Presence of Our Lord Ozzy

Thou shalt honour thy Main Gear and thy Tailwheel.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Airspace

Number 3 is the most frequent occurence in my experiences... ...!
(My insurance company has given up on me now...)... ...!
..trashed fuselage, damaged wings and propellor, shock-loaded engine, etc... ...!
LOL...!

Paul.

time to switch to fixed gear planes mr fozzer:)

More like time to switch to a wheelchair with cardboard wings
Just kidding Paul, nooooooo not the electric cattle prod. Aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh

you guys crack me up  ;D

Look left, look right.
Look up, look down.
No Spitfires? Its safe to use the bridge

Look left, look right.
Look up, look down.
No Spitfires? Its safe to use the bridge

Brrrrrrrmmmmmmm..........! Ratatatatat.............!
Sod it. I forgot to look behind me.

Always 'check six' Hagar, oh and keep your ear-trumpet handy

Thou shalt always check thy six.

Most important rule of the lot.

Oh, I thought it was the one about "Always have enough fuel that you don't have to put gravity to the test"?

Ozzy (a man with a serious zimmer frame injury)