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Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Nov 02, 2003 8:59 pm

My beloved feline has been kiddnapped by the notorious gangster "Baby Face Orenda." He is requesting ten million american dollars ($10,000,000 USD) in exchange for the safe return of my cat. The last known where abouts of Mr. Wavy was in the "Favorite Cats" thread. So please assist me in any way possible.
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Smoke2much » Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:04 pm

Steal his avatar and make him agree to a swap, or charge him $20,000,000 and live off the profits.

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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:42 pm

Any harsh movements could be the end Mr. Wavy as we know it.
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby BFMF » Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:51 pm

don't worry about the cat, let him keep it ;D
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Smoke2much » Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:52 pm

don't worry about the cat, let him keep it ;D


That's mean!  Fight for your Kitty Steve.

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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Iroquois » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:24 pm

don't worry about the cat, let him keep it ;D


Well with that attitude, I might as well splatter Mr Wavy's brains across the wall. Mr Wavy is currently alive and well but you only have 7 days to pay up them, blamo!

Steal his avatar and make him agree to a swap, or charge him $20,000,000 and live off the profits.

Steal Jedi Bart! Actually I stole him from some place else so you can have him.
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Smoke2much » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:28 pm

Steal Jedi Bart! Actually I stole him from some place else so you can have him.


Curses, foiled again!

In that case steal the whole of Canada and precipitate a war.  Whilst everybody is busy dealing with the carnage nip over to Orenda's house and save the Ginger One.


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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Iroquois » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:37 pm

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Curses, foiled again!

In that case steal the whole of Canada and precipitate a war.
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Loafing Smurf » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:39 pm

Orenda will give me the cat, so its wrist can help operate my nuclear powered sub propelled by a kitchen blender.

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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Iroquois » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:51 pm

I will not sell the Kitty to anyone. To show that I'm not bluffing, I managed to aquire a certain item from Ozzy. As you can see, I made a few small changes.

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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:03 pm

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Cripes, this is serious!
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:08 pm

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Curses, foiled again!

In that case steal the whole of Canada and precipitate a war.
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Loafing Smurf » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:33 pm

You can take over your own country
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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Smoke2much » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:34 pm

Bugger, the flaw in my otherwise masterful plan.

Ok, Steal Canada and hide it in the US, leaving a trail that can be followed by a blind person.  Then continue as above.

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Re: Save the Kitty Fund

Postby Smoke2much » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:35 pm

PS.  Why are you both working in $USD, Wouldn't it be easier to work in Canadian Dollars?

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