by Iroquois » Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:09 pm
The Zodiac, According to Garfield
Here's what America's favorite fat cat has to say about star signs, funny and true. Taken from 1986 comic collection book "Garfield: Food for Thought"
Gemini: Entertaining, versitile, witty, logical, spontanious, and charming. The kind of person you would love to hate.
Cancer: A vulnerable domestic homebody with a great sense of family. Not your jet set material.
Leo: Creative, enthusiastic, full of determination, and always the center of attention. A real ham in a cat.
Virgo: Discriminating, finicky, very meticulous, and analytical. Simply stated, a picky worry-wart.
Libra (me, October 10th): A happy go-lucky character who reads romance novels and thinks life should be fair, what a fool!
Scorpio: A self centered person with lots of energy and personal magnatism. One who attracts a lot of friends and iron filings.
Sagittarius: Very expressive, has an open minde, is friendly, and sincere. Can sometimes be irresponsible and tactless, oh well nobody's perfect.
Capricorn: An abitiousm, practical person who will climb to great hights. It's the climb down that's hard for this sign.
Aquarius: This one is a revolutionary. The aquarian is inventive, original, and very unconventional. Don't let this person borrow money.
Pisces: An introvert, full of deep emotions and seems to be very intuitive. A fishy character who probably works for scale.
Taurus: Likes living high on the hog. Full of beauty, charm, affection, and a lot of bull.
Aries: Courageous, blunt, and direct. This person has the compassion of a rock.
[center]I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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