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Womens Day

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 08, 2003 7:38 am

Just to let everyone know that today is International Womens Day, so surprise the ladies in your life with flowers/chocolates/jewellery etc, or be like me cover the first two and do the housework. Boy am I in the good books!

Mark
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 08, 2003 7:59 am

Just to let everyone know that today is International Womens Day, so surprise the ladies in your life with flowers/chocolates/jewellery etc, or be like me cover the first two and do the housework. Boy am I in the good books!

Mark



OOOhhhh....!
..so Simviation will be replaced by lots of kissing, cuddling, sucking and blowing, etc, etc.... ;)...!
...Oh...Joyfullness... ;D...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers...
Paul.
(England).

P.S. ....and breeding...?..... ::)....!
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Re: Womens Day

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 08, 2003 8:29 am

If our respective mother-in-laws had their way then yes breeding, but the aviation world is only in mild danger for the foreseeable future, its not ready for a little Mark to add to the mayhem just yet Fozzer!

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Re: Womens Day

Postby BMan1113VR » Sat Mar 08, 2003 3:44 pm

oops, better run down to the flower store ;)
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Zero_Bubble » Sat Mar 08, 2003 11:26 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Be nice and be kind to women. Give them all the respect and recognition because I truly believe that one of these days, women are going to rule this world. Us men are systematically killing ourselves with our macho ego. Soon our role in the propagation of the species will no longer be important. Remember, that one man can impregnate ten women but ten men can impregnate  one woman only once. I foresee that long after we're all gone, that this earth is going to be an "amazon" world with a modern "Sheena" as the head.    :) :) :) :) :)

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Re: Womens Day

Postby BFMF » Sat Mar 08, 2003 11:44 pm

interesting theory ;)
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Mar 09, 2003 10:20 am

ermmmmmm oops, too late now ::)
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Brett_Henderson » Sun Mar 09, 2003 11:20 pm

[quote]Remember, that one man can impregnate ten women but ten men can impregnate
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Zero_Bubble » Sun Mar 09, 2003 11:59 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm seeing a lot more people with beady eyes and sloped foreheads. Thus mutation has already started. People's legs are getting shorter and soon there will be nothing but two stubs with shoes. We don't use our legs as much instead we ride cars. The left arm will disappear-no longer needed.   The right shoulder will be shrugged closer to the ear to hold the cell phone the cell phone. We'll have beady eyes watching TV and looking at the computer monitor. Our sloped heads will be the result of driving with the convertible top down.

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Re: Womens Day

Postby BFMF » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:34 am

lol
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Re: Womens Day

Postby OakRaiders » Mon Mar 10, 2003 7:30 am

Not only is that day over i am still hideing!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Loafing Smurf » Mon Mar 10, 2003 8:45 am

we are women and we are strong...bah, bah something something I forget the words.
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Re: Womens Day

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 10, 2003 8:56 am

Zero I know this mutation of which you speak, he is called Hungarian van man. Other features include poor vision (can't see the trees let alone the woods!), and an underdeveloped frontal lobe area, leading to him forgetting not only his glasses (for his poor vision), but also all road laws! Although the presence of Police vehicles seems to cause a temporary return of memory!

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Re: Womens Day

Postby Rifleman » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:17 am

And here I thought the sloped forehead and receding hairline was due to wear, from being rubbed raw on the headboard ?.........
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Re: Womens Day

Postby Brett_Henderson » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:42 pm

   

Is it safe to assume that people with "weather-related" nicks won't be frequenting this thread ?

Or,,  should it be locked now  ;)
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