Cuddle a Goat.....

[Fozzer]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-45336330

Now you know what all those Goat Farmers get up to, in the privacy of the Welsh Hills and the Swiss Alps, etc, and why they always have a happy smile on their faces.... ... ... ...!

Just remember; always stand, (etc), on the Goats right-hand side... ...!

Paul....Baaaaa..... .... .... ...!

[ftldave]

Wasn't "Hoisting The Goat" a venerable RAF tradition?

[Sinkrate]

I was often caned for “acting the goat” at school – never really understood the goat connection.

I certainly wouldn’t stand so close to a goat’s rear end, especially when its tail is raised!