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H wrote:It may be well if Foz doesn't take an excursion to Aoshima Island...
Scientific American stated that a cat’s brain stores 1k times more data than an iPad and is 1 million times quicker to act on it.
You need to be quick on Aoshima Island, Japan -- there are six cats per person.

My caption doesn't mean that the dog is gone but refers to what is gone because of the dog:
In 2003, the incidents of collapsing lamp posts in Croatia was blamed on corrosion by dogs' metal-eroding urine.

8-)

FlexibleFlier wrote:Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...
8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm Blue Dog Bakery treats! My favorite thing!
7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!
11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity…
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on
fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash‐or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat
something to keep up my: strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of
escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I bad hoped that
this would strike fear in their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter” I
am. The imbeciles.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary
confinement. However, I could bear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of “allergies”. I must learn what this means and how to
use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by
weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow – but at the top
of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives
special privileges. He is regularly released and seems more than willing to return.
He is obviously not all there.

Shadowcaster wrote:

FlexibleFlier wrote: We have two cats and a dog and can relate to that.
Cheered me up no end, thanks for posting.
Cheers
Rich

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...

H wrote:Shih Tzu Puppies For Sale
Is Shih Tzu a Chinese rendering of something to do with our old Anglo-Saxon word for organic waste?

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BE58D wrote:Hey Fozzer!!!!!!!

Fozzer wrote:

BE58D wrote:Hey Fozzer!!!!!!!

Hello, BE!

My old Chum from way back in 2002!....>>>>



Are you still located in Napa County Airport, KAPC, California? .... ...!

Good to see you popping in now and again!

Paul .... ...!

FlexibleFlier wrote:Dogs have masters...cats have staff.