I'm sure the many of us are aware of the confusing (or confused), errant and, often, intentionally misapplied media 'headlines'. I mean, for instance:
Elephant Does Handstand
Now, who's the sorry fellow whose hands the elephant is standing on... since any normal elephant has no hands of his own.
Then we have the proof that media 'fans' aren't particularly (adoring) fans of the celebrity:
fans were upset that Michael Phelps didn't race beside a real shark.
Also in today's news, NH Fish & Game has rescued Massachusetts hikers from purgatory...
well, I just wanted to demonstrate my ability at such imbellishment: that would actually be from the area of the Purgatory Trail, near the Purgatory Brook and Mont Vernon, NH.