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I am sure this guy is a future Darwin nominee.......

1. Buy a TASER.
2. Go to kitchen and get yourself a knife.
3. Put knife between your teeth.
4. Put TASER in close proximity of the knife.
5. Activate TASER.
6. Fall over.
7. Flap about like a fish on the floor.
8. Get up and exclaim surprise at how "stunned" you are feeling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8VkyQUlHvM

Matt

If only all acts of stupidity hurt like that, the world would be a much wiser place.

You don't need to kill idiots, just remove the warning tags and late nature take its course

"Hi youse Guys...

...no wot I'm sayin'...."

Just come down from the trees!.... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

Fozzer wrote:"Hi youse Guys...

...no wot I'm sayin'...."

Just come down from the trees!.... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

I would also throw in there the phrase "WORLD STAR, WORLD STAR!", for the lunatics who post 'fight and KO (knock out)' Videos on YT.
Talk about crowd hysteria and downright Assault!

Alan

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

The parting last words of many Darwin Award winners has been "HAY, WATCH THIS!"

OldAirmail wrote:The parting last words of many Darwin Award winners has been "HAY, WATCH THIS!"

A short list of other "famous last words":

"Hold my beer...."

"What could possibly go wrong...."

"I've done this a million times..."

"Geronimo!"

"You first..."

"Me first!"

B0ikat wrote:

OldAirmail wrote:The parting last words of many Darwin Award winners has been "HAY, WATCH THIS!"

A short list of other "famous last words":

"Hold my beer...."

"What could possibly go wrong...."

"I've done this a million times..."

"Geronimo!"

"You first..."

"Me first!"

..... ... ... ...!

I can spend hours watching them on You-Tube....

The result is always predictable!... ...!

Paul...."Watch this!".... ...!