A good time to be a Leicestershire thief

Out of the kindness of their hearts the police of Leicestershire are making it easier for the more deserving thieves to ply their trade uninterrupted.
But it's only for half the homes there.
Leicestershire Police ‘ignore’ burglaries at houses with odd numbers
I suppose it all depends on how you view the word "critical". It might depend on your being odd, or even.
That anyone older than the youngest of children should think that this experiment was a good idea....
It's no wonder that so many are trying to "immigrate" to the UK.
Heck, you can't even get a glass beer mug to protect yourself with.
Perhaps I should visit merry old England for a fortnight. Just an antiques shopping trip mind you.
How low the once mighty have fallen.
But it's only for half the homes there.
Leicestershire Police ‘ignore’ burglaries at houses with odd numbers
Leicestershire Police did not fully investigate attempted break-ins at houses with odd numbers as part of an experiment to save money.
‘At a time when we are operating within reduced budgets, it is even more critical that we make the absolute best use of our crime scene investigators’ time.’
I suppose it all depends on how you view the word "critical". It might depend on your being odd, or even.
That anyone older than the youngest of children should think that this experiment was a good idea....
It's no wonder that so many are trying to "immigrate" to the UK.
Heck, you can't even get a glass beer mug to protect yourself with.
Perhaps I should visit merry old England for a fortnight. Just an antiques shopping trip mind you.
How low the once mighty have fallen.
