OK, true story time. About nine years ago, when my daughter was 6 years old, we were driving home from an doctor's appointment in another town about 90 miles away.
On the way back home I let my speed slide up a bit. The speed limit was 55 MPH and a Minnesota State Trooper clocked me at 61 MPH and he pulled me over. While he was looking at my license and registration he casually asked "Sir, do you any "priors" (meaning prior traffic violations) I truthfully replied "No sir, I don't have any." My
sweet little 6 year old who was sitting in her car seat right behind me piped up and said "Yes you do Papa! You have a whole tool box full of them." The trooper and I both looked at each other in varying degrees of shock until I realized what she was talking about. I said "No Luci, the officer said
PRIORS not PLIERS.". With that we all had a good laugh and he let me off with a warning. Then he said "Hang on a minute." and went back to his patrol car to get something. He returned and gave my 6 year old a Junior Trooper Badge. She still has that badge in her keepsake box. (By the way she's fifteen now and glaring at me while I'm writing this.) From little precious to teenager in 9 short years. UGH!!!


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